Big Brother 2009...anyone going to watch it?

[SXi Lad]

Dont know about myself, I will probably see what the people are like then base it on that

[Jasandjules]

I hate myself for doing it, but I have next to no doubt that it will be on most evenings, if only on in the background.

[Gun]

No chance, can't stand Big Brother, I just don't see why you'd want to sit in your house, watching people sit in a house.

[Jasandjules]

To me it's a bit Lord of the Flies, watching the housemates create factions, stir things up and vie for dominance etc... That's what makes it quite interesting, though I must confess the contestants all appear to follow the same pattern to a degree now, hence my interest has waned substantially over the last few series.

[flakeypaul]

To make it more interesting - instead of merely 'evicting' the housemates they should publicly execute them upon being booted out. But not just a quick execution, something slow and painful - maybe Davina should stone them to death or something. Imagine how badly they'd fight to stay in there then! Maybe they could give the bottom three a pool cue each and stick them in an arena or something, the two that don't lose stay till next week, the loser is buried alive or something.

This may seem harsh, maybe sick, but let me say this; Jade Goody, Nicky Graeme, that Albino dhead, Brian, etc.

You see why now?????

[SXi Lad]

flakeypaul said:

To make it more interesting - instead of merely 'evicting' the housemates they should publicly execute them upon being booted out. But not just a quick execution, something slow and painful - maybe Davina should stone them to death or something. Imagine how badly they'd fight to stay in there then! Maybe they could give the bottom three a pool cue each and stick them in an arena or something, the two that don't lose stay till next week, the loser is buried alive or something.

This may seem harsh, maybe sick, but let me say this; Jade Goody, Nicky Graeme, that Albino dhead, Brian, etc.

You see why now?????

I can tell you watch to much TV

[Heathwood]

BB really is just trash. Why do people watch it?! Are peoples lives that empty??

[Morningside]

Heathwood said:

BB really is just trash. Why do people watch it?! Are peoples lives that empty??

Yes.
Do I get £5 if they have a 3 minute silence for Jade or £100 if they have created a dedicated Goody room?

[SXi Lad]

Morningside said:

Heathwood said:

BB really is just trash. Why do people watch it?! Are peoples lives that empty??

Yes.
Do I get £5 if they have a 3 minute silence for Jade or £100 if they have created a dedicated Goody room?

£10 if they get the ouija board out

[Mr Fenix]

fking pointless show, only people with lower than average IQ's waste time watching it in my opinion. But no doubt it will be the top of the water cooler talk in the workplace...

[flakeypaul]

TVR Moneypit said:

flakeypaul said:

To make it more interesting - instead of merely 'evicting' the housemates they should publicly execute them upon being booted out. But not just a quick execution, something slow and painful - maybe Davina should stone them to death or something. Imagine how badly they'd fight to stay in there then! Maybe they could give the bottom three a pool cue each and stick them in an arena or something, the two that don't lose stay till next week, the loser is buried alive or something.

This may seem harsh, maybe sick, but let me say this; Jade Goody, Nicky Graeme, that Albino dhead, Brian, etc.

You see why now?????

I like this idea lots.

Have you tried pitching it to the networks?


Think of all the annoying celebs that you could dispose of in the Aussie outback with 'I'm a celeb, get me outa here'.

If they get voted out, let them wrestle with a fully grown annaconda or something? maybe put a funnelweb spider in their sleeping bag, just for laughs......



Fantastic idea

I'm glad it's not just me.

[Baby Huey]

Heathwood said:

BB really is just trash. Why do people watch it?! Are peoples lives that empty??

You could say that about most stuff on TV. I take it you have a TV?

[Heathwood]

Baby Huey said:

Heathwood said:

BB really is just trash. Why do people watch it?! Are peoples lives that empty??

You could say that about most stuff on TV. I take it you have a TV?

Yep, couldn't agree more...

Can't stand anything where viewers are encouraged to vote. Hate singing / dancing / skating / talent(less) competitions. Despise anything containing Z list celebs, but above all else I hate Big Brother.

Why do I have a TV?

Well.....there's always Dave!

[chris watton]

The only good thing about BB is that it inspired the excellent Deat Set.

[Mr Heathen]

I'd rather eat my own faeces.

[robinhood21]

Mr Heathen said:

I'd rather eat my own faeces.

You heathen!

Me; I'll sit on the fence and watch the grass grow.

[odyssey2200]

Rather wipe my ass with glass.

[stephen300o]

I'd rather have a nice cup of tea.

[Killer2005]

stephen300o said:

I'd rather have a nice cup of tea.

Drink or ph'er?

[Man-At-Arms]

i'd rather stare at the sun through binoculars