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Technonotice

Original Poster:

4,250 posts

212 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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3 interesting things about yourself.

^^

I'm stuck on what to put for the above question in my job application. Its only bar work and I don't know what to put.

1. I like to get so drunk that I have woken up in a park on more than one occasion
2. I once saw someone count out 50 grand in cash in front of me
3. I once did a 3 day training session with coaches from Arsenal.

really stuck for ideas tbh




Edited by Technonotice on Tuesday 2nd June 15:39

james_tigerwoods

16,344 posts

218 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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1. I have a thread on here that won't die and everyone seems to know about
2. I can drink a bucket load of Vodka without too much ill effect, but 2 pints of lager will floor me
3. I have permanent tinnitus so working in a bar with loud noise won't bother me as the ringing doesn't get worse - it's just there already dammit!

V8mate

45,899 posts

210 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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No point US telling you interesting things about OURselves - we just need to make up ones about YOU.

1. She was lying about the sexual harassment claim
2. The Police planted the drugs on me
3. I have got a passport to prove my ID (well I say 'have'; the Immigration Office are looking after it for me - apparently I can have it back once the psychiatric reports have been submitted)

Technonotice

Original Poster:

4,250 posts

212 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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I put:


1. I once did a 3 day football training course with coaches from Arsenal
2. I once abseiled off a very tall viaduct
3. I know Andy Summers a guitarist from the rock band The Police.

They are all true but not exactly interesting. Oh well fingers crossed.

V8mate

45,899 posts

210 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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I'd say that only the second is an interesting thing about you.

'Bumped into famous people' anecdotes are very boring frown

SirRantsalot

21,331 posts

207 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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Technonotice said:
3. I know Andy Summers a guitarist from the rock band The Police.
Does that one count? Have you done something interesting with him, that might have a bit more weight behind it scratchchin


stifler

37,069 posts

209 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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Take out the boring football rubbish.

1. You invented the word "Clunge".

Much better.

Technonotice

Original Poster:

4,250 posts

212 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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SirRantsalot said:
Technonotice said:
3. I know Andy Summers a guitarist from the rock band The Police.
Does that one count? Have you done something interesting with him, that might have a bit more weight behind it scratchchin
had a few beers with him, know his sons quite well, that's about as interesting as it gets..

schmalex

13,616 posts

227 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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1. I once won my classes in the Fastnet Race
2. I've had my photo in The Telegraph
3. I once called Prince Philip a "complete prick" to his face

ypauly

15,137 posts

221 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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I hat threads like this because.


1. I am THE most boring person in the world! people fall into deep sleep in my presence(may even have died)
2. i don't have lots of money or famous friends, infact on the few occasions i have attended the latest trendy bars they are derilict by the time i have arrived and the celebs that once visited have died by the time i arrived.
3. theres my mate Dan >>>>> Dan dan DAN


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dan1981

17,913 posts

220 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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you called?

ypauly

15,137 posts

221 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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dan1981 said:
you called?
Thought you couldn't hear me mate. Any way you said you were going to come over a few weeks ago but didn't show up, then i though you must be busy with work so emailed you, but you didn't reply, Still didn't want to trouble you but reminded you with a tx message as your phone was going to voicemail.
anyway I passing your house your house seen the lights and TV on and thought I would knock on but you must have left in a hurry leaving that stuff on as you didn't answer the door.


mccarn

641 posts

218 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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1. I once acheived 82 in the world on xbox live on one of the track specials (think it was PGR2? Doubt the scoreboards are still up though.

2. I managed to roll a car on a roundabout laugh

3. I often collect the empty glass bottles of irn bru so I can collect my 30pence

Hairspray

6,225 posts

228 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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1) I told Tony Blair he was a liar to his face.
2)..... ummmm.....


I've run out of things, sorry. But I'm only young, I can't be that interesting anyway biggrin

Steamer

14,095 posts

234 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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schmalex said:
1. I once won my classes in the Fattest Race
EFA.

Now that would have been funny.

LovelyTia

553 posts

201 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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1. I've walked into the gents on more then one occasion and got some very funny looks (I'm female)
2. I've watched a woman give her partner a helping hand (if you catch my drift) whilst they were going around, in the boat, on dragon falls (again operator watching CCTV on the ride)
3. I've thrown up operating peeking heights x2 (or puking heights as it was called by the end of season) and Dragon falls, whilst at work at chessington.

Edited by LovelyTia on Tuesday 2nd June 19:29

anonymous-user

75 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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1: i have no adrenal glands, and a whopping great scar across my stomach where they were removed

2: i am so short i can step on my moustache

3:i can fall asleep anywhere, then snore so loudly i can wake myself back up again.......apparently!

War Pig

1,527 posts

213 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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Going for a bar job and saying how drunk you like to get? scratchchin

TheEnd

15,370 posts

209 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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andthensome

3,296 posts

207 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2009
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I wake up in the morning
i go to bed at night
my mate appears in page 3