Best way to kill a fly?

[mccarn]

There happens to be a fly flying around in my room and its really starting to bug (har har) me. PH Suggestions please

[Pigeon]

Pin down a Clipper.

[RupertTheFridge]

mccarn said:

There happens to be a fly flying around in my room and its really starting to bug (har har) me. PH Suggestions please

Spiders

Then Praying Mantis to catch the spiders

Then Lizard to catch Praying Mantis

Then ........... god this really is a problem isn't it .....

[ih8thisname]

Cover your walls in honey and then, once the little greedy bd is stuck, flamethrower its ass.

[Poledriver]

There's only one way to deal with a fly!!

[mccarn]

I'm thinking can of deodorant and a lighter? Get it when it lands on something. Not sure how happy the landlord would be though.

[sherman]

The most satisfying way.

[mybrainhurts]

Pyrethrins....

[The Moose]

surely we can get a V8 into it Top Gear styleeee?!?!

Cheers

The Moose

[TheEnd]

try just the deodorant first, a couple of hits with that should slow it down first.

Then you can go for the "dry shot"

[Mobile Chicane]

You need two swatters, and move in fast. Apparently that confuses the fly's primitive 'brain'

[mccarn]

Its alright, I got the bd with a towel. Much betterrrr

[EDLT]

Double-tap.

[Simpo Two]

Teatowel folded in half for a quicker swipe.

Wait for fly to land.

Distract fly by waving spare hand to one side. While he's watching that...

Belt fly as hard as possible, bearing in mind they take off backwards.

Pick up dead/dying fly and eject via catflap.

[Ayahuasca]

These make fly hunting almost a pleasure:

[ShadownINja]

I had a wasps nest in my roof once. I stood there with a badminton racket and practiced for an hour. Must have taken out over 100 of the bds. And I didn't get stung once. Cos I'm a ninja of the night, see.

[mybrainhurts]

ShadownINja said:

I had a wasps nest in my roof once. I stood there with a badminton racket and practiced for an hour. Must have taken out over 100 of the bds. And I didn't get stung once. Cos I'm a ninja of the night, see.

Thought you were supposed be able to catch them with a finger and thumb with your eyes closed...?

[Graham E]

Poledriver said:

There's only one way to deal with a fly!!

What, make scupture out of drainpipe? I mean, it might intimidate the wee compound eyed fella, but it doesn't strike me as being as effctive as a rolled up autotrader...

[Mr.Jimbo]

Graham E said:

Poledriver said:

There's only one way to deal with a fly!!

What, make scupture out of drainpipe? I mean, it might intimidate the wee compound eyed fella, but it doesn't strike me as being as effctive as a rolled up autotrader...

Don't take the mickey out of him, he has a paddling pool and a long bit of drainpipe, perhaps to him, that is 'Living the dream'

Be nice

[ShadownINja]

mybrainhurts said:

ShadownINja said:

I had a wasps nest in my roof once. I stood there with a badminton racket and practiced for an hour. Must have taken out over 100 of the bds. And I didn't get stung once. Cos I'm a ninja of the night, see.

Thought you were supposed be able to catch them with a finger and thumb with your eyes closed...?

Wanted to practice my backhand.