Pikeys?
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Mc lovin

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5,588 posts

242 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Is it me, or is has there been a sudden rise in the number of pikeys? After work, a mate and i went to the pub near work, its in the cotswolds, right on the river, very nice weather for it etc.

On arrival we find a group of 20 or so, what can only be described as scrotes, sporting "pimp limps" and Rick Astly style hair cuts, aviators, no shirt's on and one was even rocking a hi vis vest... hehe

They would occasionaly break out into sparring with each other, which, whilst amusing, was also annoying especialy when you're trying to enjoy a nice pint and a camel blue.

The icing on the cake was when about 30 more arrived in two rented (possibly stolen) boats.

Where the hell have they all suddenly come from, it was a very quiet little village, a few local chavvey's but nothing more.

One of my fav pub's has been tarnished!

dirty boy

14,816 posts

230 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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My mate sold his house last week, he moved into a caravan on his in-laws drive for the first night, then into the house.

This week he's at his parents whilst they're on holiday, next week he's living at my other mate's house whilst they're on holiday.

He is the ultimate pikey. He looks like one too.

bazking69

8,620 posts

211 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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You can always tell if they are pikeys as, coupled with the attire, they have absolutely no manners or concept of how to conduct themselves in public. Infact they don't care how they conduct themselves in public or if their manner disturbs/annoys/intimidates others.
The utter dregs of society.

stifler

37,069 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Yep, way more of them. That or dress down tuesdays are being taken way too literally.

Mc lovin

Original Poster:

5,588 posts

242 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I also noticed most of the birds where stick thin, like propper skinny. Mostly wearing playboy branded shorts and bikini tops, with what can only be described as troweled on make up.


G_T

16,163 posts

211 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I reported a lone Gypo to the police only yesterday actually.

As amusing as it was seeing a half naked man banging on his caravan door calling his Mrs "a slag", I couldn't help but feel it was inappropriate in the local park. bd has been there for 2 weeks now.

I was tempted to intervene but I guess you can't with these sort of people. They always want to fight and they won't do it fairly. It's incredibly frustrating.

I'm not normally one to generalise but I fking hate pikeys.

uriel

3,244 posts

272 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I went for a bike ride yesterday and the way back from Ullswater/Kendal area all the way through the Yorkshire Dales to Kirkby Stephen/Hawes was lined with thousands of them. I've never seen anything like it. Groups, each with a hundred or so caravans spaced a couple of miles apart.

nakedninja

543 posts

215 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I bloody hate pikeys

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Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

236 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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nakedninja said:
I bloody hate pikeys

wink
OI!

Steamer

14,095 posts

234 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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nakedninja said:


I bloody hate pikeys

wink
yikes

That skinhead Pikey really has got 6 fingers!!

G_T

16,163 posts

211 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Steamer said:
That skinhead Pikey really has got 6 fingers!!
5 fingers. biggrin

markmullen

15,877 posts

255 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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uriel said:
I went for a bike ride yesterday and the way back from Ullswater/Kendal area all the way through the Yorkshire Dales to Kirkby Stephen/Hawes was lined with thousands of them. I've never seen anything like it. Groups, each with a hundred or so caravans spaced a couple of miles apart.
Appleby Horse Fair is on

Steamer

14,095 posts

234 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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G_T said:
Steamer said:
That skinhead Pikey really has got 6 fingers!!
5 fingers. biggrin
Either way - like most of the phone numbers I get given by girls... there is one digit too many!!

Ladyhayles

1,113 posts

210 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I think he may just have his thumbs interlocked!

In respect of pikeys if they have female pikeys with them they are usually wearing the skimpiest of cheap clothing with half a tonne of make-up trowled on their face with lots of jewellery. Apparently pikey men like them to look that way. Kind of like animals who have certain plumage on show when mating!

astroarcadia

1,722 posts

221 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Which pub lovin?

eldar

24,810 posts

217 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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uriel said:
I went for a bike ride yesterday and the way back from Ullswater/Kendal area all the way through the Yorkshire Dales to Kirkby Stephen/Hawes was lined with thousands of them. I've never seen anything like it. Groups, each with a hundred or so caravans spaced a couple of miles apart.
Full this time of year, and the traffic is usually chaos!

http://www.journeyfolki.org.uk/Forums/tabid/690/fo...

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

272 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Mc lovin said:
what can only be described as scrotes,
Nobody actually says that in real life.

You have watched too much st TV

i.e. The Bill.

Mc lovin

Original Poster:

5,588 posts

242 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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parakitaMol. said:
Mc lovin said:
what can only be described as scrotes,
Nobody actually says that in real life.

You have watched too much st TV

i.e. The Bill.
You must be joking.

Mc lovin

Original Poster:

5,588 posts

242 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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astroarcadia said:
Which pub lovin?
The Riverside, in Lechlade, usually its a fairly quiet pub, go have a beer, then a stroll with the dog along the riverside, its all good, sadly however, its impossible to do currently, due to said pikeys.

B16 RTT

1,871 posts

256 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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nakedninja said:


I bloody hate pikeys

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Perrywinkle Blue hehe