Perks of your job
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chunkymonkey71

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13,134 posts

219 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Off the back of my other thread...

What is the best perk of your job?

Today, with the sunshine I'd probably say working in a place with about 6000 fit girls!

(PS- I noticed the spelling mistake in the title. It should be JOB not jb. Sorry.)

Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Thursday 4th June 12:22

Rach*

8,824 posts

237 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Um.. free dental products and bleaching my teeth for nothing.. free dental treatment - if I needed any!

schmalex

13,616 posts

227 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Get to play about on tanks & general warfare stuff a couple of times a week

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

272 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Free health care and prescriptions and access to as many blankets as I could ever hope for.

FTJoe

237 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Being able to sit on Pistonheads and various other sites for almost an entire day without anyone ever questioning it at all.

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

266 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Unfortunately I have fewer and fewer.

A paid for car and driver, though not really a perk more a neccessity, deciding when to knock off for the day, of course that is decided by how much work is outstanding.

Biggest perk though would be only working 6 months of the year, I am on a 28/28 rota.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

272 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Corpulent Tosser said:
when to knock off
As a tosser, do you knock off much?

Adenauer

18,942 posts

257 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Being able to claim for my second home on expenses smile

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,134 posts

219 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
when to knock off
As a tosser, do you knock off much?
Or as they say up here... "Rip the heid aff it"

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,134 posts

219 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Adenauer said:
Being able to claim for my second home on expenses smile
Who cleans your moat???

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

247 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Mine's not a job that really has perks (other than the fact that I really enjoy my work, which is always good).


ETA: Actually, there is, when I think about it. A grown-up attitude to expenses with a policy that basically boils down to "don't take the piss". There's no daft limits on not being able to buy a couple of beers with dinner, or how much dinner can be, or whether the receipt can be hand-printed (as long as there's a VAT number on it, it's good), and so on.

It's a little thing, but seeing the stress and aggravation caused when dining with folks from partner organisations trying to shoe-horn their dinner into twenty quid, not being allowed to claim for alcoholic drinks, having to stay in truly stbox hotels, etc, I'm minded to think that it's a bit of a boon.

Edited by CommanderJameson on Thursday 4th June 12:41

MISS E

5,190 posts

231 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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FTJoe said:
Being able to sit on Pistonheads and various other sites for almost an entire day without anyone ever questioning it at all.

GTO Scott

3,816 posts

245 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Now that i'm off the road and into the office, perks are deciding my working hours to a certain extent, having access to tea and biscuits at all times and to not have to work with the general public. It's also nice to be able to click on to PH whenever I like.

bazking69

8,620 posts

211 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Car parts at cost, a team of mechanics on hand for my every need, use of a ramp whenever, free fluids, and a valeting bay to do my car in when I fancy.

Neil_H

15,407 posts

272 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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The drinks machine outside my office is set to 'free vend'.

Read it and weep, suckers.

carmadgaz

3,204 posts

204 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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FTJoe said:
Being able to sit on Pistonheads and various other sites for almost an entire day without anyone ever questioning it at all.
And the fact that I can hijack a van should I need to move anything too big for the Swift/Mumdeo.

Does suck working in an office in this weather though frown

captainzep

13,306 posts

213 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Open season on the stationary cupboard!

My desk looks like fecking Rymans!

Whiteboard pens in all the colours of the rainbow!

Post-it Mountains with a Blu-tac glacier.

YES! thumbup

Beat THAT -you bummers.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

272 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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captainzep said:
Open season on the stationary cupboard!

My desk looks like fecking Rymans!

Whiteboard pens in all the colours of the rainbow!

Post-it Mountains with a Blu-tac glacier.

YES! thumbup

Beat THAT -you bummers.
Dur!

Easy.

Not one, but TWO staplers, fully loaded and set to automatic on my desk.....and wait for it........





































ENGRAVED WITH MY NAME

GTO Scott

3,816 posts

245 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Neil_H said:
The drinks machine outside my office is set to 'free vend'.

Read it and weep, suckers.
I'll see your drinks machine and raise you a proper kettle, with proper mugs, teaspoons, crates of proper blue-top glass-bottled milk and big pots of teabags, coffee and sugar. Of course, it is more labour-intensive, which means it takes a fair bit longer wink

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

246 months

Thursday 4th June 2009
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Being able to order a 22" widescreen monitor because I need the screen real estate "for monitoring" hehe