1stCayenne crash pics/ porker caption competition

[iguana]

Howabout-

Four Porsche Cayennes involved in mass pile up, "its bad" admits expert- "they are certainly f***ed"

Or

Has Domster been driving this Porker? coz its off the road, in a field, covered in mud & it looks f***ed...











Best gag wins some lucky Heather & a bit of tarmac for ya drive

[domster]

LOL

I think you win some tarmac for Pikey Towers with the Domster one

[dogsharks]

Dogsharks

[Hammerhead]

"All virgins treated with loving respect".

"Porsche make a right sows ear of new model".

"Keep on Porkin!".

Steve

[911fan]

Witness the original conception of the KN brainchild.

[manek]

Newsflash: TVR owners' suspicions confirmed - when they get the hump, Porkers are a real boar.

[GregE240]

Gyppo, you are one ed up individual.

Whilst some of us prefer Eastenders or Newsnight, you spend your time on the PC looking at pigs shagging.

Seek help!

[rubystone]

Iguana, pictures taken in your backyard by any chance? I think I can see your trailer in the background.

[iguana]

Ahh thanks for the praise Greg, its always a pleasure.

Anyway what are you still doing in blighty barrow boy? I thought you were off to your condom-minimum in the Costa del Florida around this time, surely you should be busy packing your shell suits, various gold medalions, chunky gold knock off Rolex watches, and your white socks into your Addidas bags, then packing the fruit & veg stall away, rather than wasting time on PH......


Ref the pics- they were taken a few miles away from chez lizard by a rather twisted Swedish mate of mine who was visiting, upon passing the field of swine procration he demanded I stop the car immediatly & he ran across the road & took the pics while shouting enthusiasticlly to some passers by that "theeis eeeis fantashtik, eeeis mush better than when moose do it"

Very odd people the Nordics, I think its the long winter nights coupled to cheap vodka that does the damage! the very worrying thing is that for a living he flys zillons of quids worth of helecopter gunships!! I ask you- do the Swedish military do no mental health screening!!