Shredding
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NiceCupOfTea

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25,516 posts

272 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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I have just spent over an hour shredding junk mail and old envelopes from the last few months and reckon I've done about a third of it.

Is there a much quicker and simpler way of doing this? A decent cross cut shredder is over a hundred quid. Is it worth getting an incinerator for the garden? I am sick to death of doing this, it's such a bloody waste of life to try to ensure some arse doesn't steal my identity irked

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

242 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Burn it in an old metal dust bin a la tramp.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

270 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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agreed, burn it

get a metal bucket, loosely throw the letters in, a slpash of white spirits and a swan vesta - job done

Galileo

3,147 posts

239 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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If you've got loads to do there are companies that will come round to you and destroy it for you. They don't charge much, but I'm talking business levels of old paperwork not personal.

Alternatively, leave the shredder handy and do it on a daily basis instead of saving it up.

Edited by Galileo on Friday 5th June 13:25

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

256 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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as above, but im fortunate that i have two open fires in the house so its good for getting the boggers going in the evening wink

BoRED S2upid

20,908 posts

261 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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sleep envy said:
agreed, burn it

get a metal bucket, loosely throw the letters in, a slpash of white spirits and a swan vesta - job done
Swan Vesta? Its like my Grandad has learn't to type!.

deviant

4,316 posts

231 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Are you some sort of hoarder? Try binning it as soon as it drops through the letterbox instead of saving it?!

Eat it?

Swap the contents of each envelope, tape it to a brick and then put it in the post with "not at this address" on it?

I love shredding stuff. My job is so incredibly dull and I'm in such a rut that I often just pick everything up thats on my desk and shred it. I like to see what the thickest wad of paper I can get through the shredder is....often it goes HNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHH and then just stops.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

270 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
sleep envy said:
agreed, burn it

get a metal bucket, loosely throw the letters in, a slpash of white spirits and a swan vesta - job done
Swan Vesta? Its like my Grandad has learn't to type!.
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Mobile Chicane

21,743 posts

233 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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I scrunch the paper up into loose balls and use these to get the woodburning stove and BBQ going.

JonRB

79,047 posts

293 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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I solved the problem by buying a decent cross-cut shredder. LOL.


Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

216 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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NiceCupOfTea said:
I have just spent over an hour shredding junk mail and old envelopes from the last few months and reckon I've done about a third of it.

Is there a much quicker and simpler way of doing this?
Change your name by Deed Poll every few months.
Keeps the scammers on their toes. biggrin

Poledriver

29,240 posts

215 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Our local council will not accept shredded paper in the recycle bin so mine ends up with the general waste.........How stupid is that?

Simpo Two

90,817 posts

286 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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NiceCupOfTea said:
Is it worth getting an incinerator for the garden?
Ooh, you don't want to do that. Releases CO2 and particulates, no doubt illegal under EU rules yadayada (unless you're French).



Yep, burn the fkers. Long live Nelson.

VX Foxy

3,962 posts

264 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Why shred junk mail?

MarkwG

5,798 posts

210 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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^as above^ - I only shred stuff with our address/bank/credit card details etc on it. Junk goes straight in the recycle, or if it's targeted sh!t with a reply paid envelope, it goes back in that with a note saying "thanks for your generous invitation, but I already have a credit card/villa holiday/etc etc" - that ticks them off, as they have to pay for receiving it...

saleen836

12,125 posts

230 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Poledriver said:
Our local council will not accept shredded paper in the recycle bin so mine ends up with the general waste.........How stupid is that?
The local council where I am (West Wilts) have that same rule, something to do with "it could get blown about!" etc, I leave a bag full of shredded paper out for them and they have always taken it.

NiceCupOfTea

Original Poster:

25,516 posts

272 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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VX Foxy said:
Why shred junk mail?
Junk mail with name/address on it.

JonRB

79,047 posts

293 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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VX Foxy said:
Why shred junk mail?
Sure. Why shred a pre-filled in Credit Card Application Form? What could possibly go wrong? rolleyes

Furyous

25,220 posts

242 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Mail preference society should see the end of virtually all addressed junk mail.

Sign up via the website.

Doesn't stop unaddressed stuff though.



jimmyb

12,254 posts

237 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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I get through a fair bit myself but my local council has never said anything about the bags of shredded paper.