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elster

Original Poster:

17,517 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Ha ha. Great stuff.

I knew it was true all along.

http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/56941/

I will be offering this service to any female who requires it. Just send me a photo please (clothes not require)

Edited by elster on Saturday 6th June 15:48

Rach*

8,824 posts

237 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
one can offer no guarantees I'm affraid

elster

Original Poster:

17,517 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
I'll do my best. When do you want booking in for this sex medical procedure?

V8mate

45,899 posts

210 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Ultrasound/infra-red version - $250

Basic version - $125

I have a social conscience; happy to provide direct applications for £50 smile

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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V8mate said:
Ultrasound/infra-red version - $250

Basic version - $125

I have a social conscience; happy to provide direct applications for £50 smile
its worth a squirt

ShadownINja

79,191 posts

303 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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elster said:
Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
I'll do my best. When do you want booking in for this sex medical procedure?
Sex procedure? Sounds like something involving scissors and a lot of pain.

Rach*

8,824 posts

237 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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ShadownINja said:
elster said:
Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
I'll do my best. When do you want booking in for this sex medical procedure?
Sex procedure? Sounds like something involving scissors and a lot of pain.
Sounds like fun! I want to look good on my trip, especially next to my wrinkle free 22 year old co-driver hehe

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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is she fit?

Rach*

8,824 posts

237 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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stigmundfreud said:
is she fit?
It's a bloke, don't want to be mistaken for his Mum hehe

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Rach* said:
stigmundfreud said:
is she fit?
It's a bloke, don't want to be mistaken for his Mum hehe
If you worry then you are too old anyway. May I recommend someone more your age xxxx

elster

Original Poster:

17,517 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Rach* said:
stigmundfreud said:
is she fit?
It's a bloke, don't want to be mistaken for his Mum hehe
Just checked a pic of him on your website.

I think you'll be fine.

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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elster said:
Rach* said:
stigmundfreud said:
is she fit?
It's a bloke, don't want to be mistaken for his Mum hehe
Just checked a pic of him on your website.

I think you'll be fine.
indeed, looks older than me!

Rach*

8,824 posts

237 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Hey! He's a cutie!


Yeah I'm getting on a bit now, so I think you will be more suitable tongue out

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

207 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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It's probably a load of old wk!

Mexico.

1,254 posts

208 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
My ex got some in her eyes once and it looked like someone had punched her redfacelaugh

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

272 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
What PSI would you like it applied at?

V8mate

45,899 posts

210 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
What PSI would you like it applied at?
More than your dribble! wink

anonymous-user

75 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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V8mate said:
Cara Van Man said:
Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
What PSI would you like it applied at?
More than your dribble! wink
rofl Now that's funny!!!

elster

Original Poster:

17,517 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th June 2009
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V8mate said:
Cara Van Man said:
Rach* said:
It might help my crows-feet - just be careful not to get it in my eye ta!
What PSI would you like it applied at?
More than your dribble! wink
You seem quite well versed on CVMs ejaculation.

I take it you have experienced this then, how odd.