Le Mans see you there!
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see you soon OK. Here's Neil's top tip for Le Mans.
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
zhead said:
OK. Here's Neil's top tip for Le Mans.
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
oh dear Neil, good start to the weekend then! See you around somewhere on Fri prob, we will be going to the GBW meet then mulsanne
zhead said:
OK. Here's Neil's top tip for Le Mans.
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
Was fun though, eh? DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
zhead said:
OK. Here's Neil's top tip for Le Mans.
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
Oh dear me... i see now that it was all my fault...sorry
back to bed soon me thinks
Blues said:
zhead said:
OK. Here's Neil's top tip for Le Mans.
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
Oh dear me... i see now that it was all my fault...sorry
back to bed soon me thinks
My meetings this morning will be like Britains Got Talent - i just need a buzzer.
zhead said:
Blues said:
zhead said:
OK. Here's Neil's top tip for Le Mans.
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
DON'T go to Crowthorne the night before you leave.
DON'T drink in the curry house until midnight
DON'T go back to David's in a taxi and upon the immortal words "Would you like to come in for a quick drink" say yes.
DON'T think you can drink whisky as if you are 21 again.
DON'T trust the taxi man when he says £9 per half hour waiting plus fare from Crowthorne to Arborfield then Reading.
DON'T get home at 3.15am and leathered when you have meetings involving redundancies the next day.
All in all, I got a proper Le Mans session in last night :-)
Oh dear me... i see now that it was all my fault...sorry
back to bed soon me thinks
My meetings this morning will be like Britains Got Talent - i just need a buzzer.
you are a bad man!
angryS3owner said:
To be fair I think I'd rather that than some kind of scoring s
t.
What was it the bradford scale, you were bleating on about last night Neil?
That's the puppy. Although to be fair, I still favour the different methods of scoring these like we discussed last night. t.What was it the bradford scale, you were bleating on about last night Neil?
- Can I pronounce your name?
- As you are absent so much, you're being dumped as it will affect you the least. You're already used to not going to work.
angryS3owner said:
To be fair I think I'd rather that than some kind of scoring st.
What was it the bradford scale, you were bleating on about last night Neil?
Bradford scale?? Is that how they would last in bradford, and depending on their surviabilty time then thats how good they are and deserving of the job t.What was it the bradford scale, you were bleating on about last night Neil?
tuscan_al said:
angryS3owner said:
To be fair I think I'd rather that than some kind of scoring st.
What was it the bradford scale, you were bleating on about last night Neil?
Bradford scale?? Is that how they would last in bradford, and depending on their surviabilty time then thats how good they are and deserving of the job t.What was it the bradford scale, you were bleating on about last night Neil?
Just to be clear, if someone used this bullst on me, they could shove their job up their arse!
t on me, they could shove their job up their arse!wiki said:
The Bradford Factor or Bradford Formula is used in human resource management as a means of measuring worker absenteeism. The theory is that short, frequent, and unplanned absences are more disruptive than longer absences. However short-sighted management and unrealistically small trigger scores can lead to staff grievances. The Bradford Factor is calculated as follows:
B = (sxs) x D
where:
B is the Bradford Factor score
S is the total number of instances of absence during the last 52 weeks
D is the total number of days absent during the last 52 weeks
But then again, I just realised I've had about one day 'sick' in the last 5 years.B = (sxs) x D
where:
B is the Bradford Factor score
S is the total number of instances of absence during the last 52 weeks
D is the total number of days absent during the last 52 weeks
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