Woman Failure Confessionals

[Ladyhayles]

In light of the "Man Failure Confessionals" thread I thought that us girls should have the same opportunity to confess things that apparently all women should be able to do but have just completely passed us by.

1. I am completely useless when it comes to make-up and can just about manage a bare minimum to appear presentable. This goes hand in hand with the fact that I have no idea what a large majority of make-up products actually do and have no idea where I'd even start with eye liner!

2. I am a hopeless cook.

3. I hate shopping.

4. I would much rather have a conversation about cars than about latest fashion/celebrity gossip etc.

[james_tigerwoods]

Are we allowed to comment on non-PH woman failures (like an OH for example?)

Edited by james_tigerwoods on Monday 8th June 12:40

[Penny-lope]

To name a few.....

I can't walk in heels

I don't like clothes shopping

I hate spending money on make up, and smelly stuff

I dislike pink

Prefer plants to flowers

[Ladyhayles]

With you on the last two Penny-lope.

And yes, James you can add OH's failures if you like.

[AndyBe]

Women say they don't like shopping because it attracts men.
Then before you know it, your wallet's empty.

[philthy]

Penny-lope said:

To name a few.....

I can't walk in heels

I don't like clothes shopping

I hate spending money on make up, and smelly stuff

I dislike pink

Prefer plants to flowers

You may well be genetically linked to mrs Philthy

Points 2 and 3 make up for the others.

[Mrs Trackside]

Ladyhayles said:

3. I hate shopping.

4. I would much rather have a conversation about cars than about latest fashion/celebrity gossip etc.

Same here. I also hate talking on the telephone and I cannot multi-task to save my life

[Rach*]

I don't think I have a maternal bone in my body!

[Rach*]

Mrs Trackside said:

Ladyhayles said:

3. I hate shopping.

4. I would much rather have a conversation about cars than about latest fashion/celebrity gossip etc.

Same here. I also hate talking on the telephone and I cannot multi-task to save my life

Me too!! I hate the telephone, I'd rather write a letter than call anybody!

[Mobile Chicane]

Hate clothes shopping - check
Hate gossip and girly chat - check
Can't walk in heels - check
Can't multi-task - check

I also have no idea what to do with children if they start crying or need the loo.

[coolcatmaz]

Hate shopping unless it is for cars
Hate girly chat and all that pink fluffy girly stuff

[Cara Van Man]

May I ask if most of you are single?

Not that I'm intimating you are crap a being women or anything.

[LukeBird]

Well the PH ladies sound perfect to me...!

[Mrs Trackside]

coolcatmaz said:

Hate girly chat and all that pink fluffy girly stuff

And I don't get this need to analyse everything (does he think this? Do you think she's doing it because...., etc).

Just ask the bloody person for a straight answer instead of trying to second guess!!

[Mobile Chicane]

Cara Van Man said:

May I ask if most of you are single?

Not that I'm intimating you are crap a being women or anything.

'Fraid so.

But only recently, and at my instigation.

[Hairspray]

Are you sure that you are all women?

[ali_kat]

Rach* said:

I Know I don't I have a maternal bone in my body!

Edited for me

[coolcatmaz]

Cara Van Man said:

May I ask if most of you are single?

Not that I'm intimating you are crap a being women or anything.

nope, I'm having a relationship with a younger man

[Ladyhayles]

Cara Van Man said:

May I ask if most of you are single?

Not that I'm intimating you are crap a being women or anything.

I'm not single. OH is a PH member and is quite happy with my shortcomings because my love of motorsport makes up for it and he's also glad not to get dragged around shops.

Rach* - I'm also totally with you on the lack of maternal instincts. Being near babies scares the hell out of me and I just cannot find them cute in any way shape or form.

[Don]

LukeBird said:

Well the PH ladies sound perfect to me...!

They all sound like my Mrs.

I mean this as a sincere compliment.