The Man-wich

[FoolOnTheHill]

This morning I made myself a sandwich consisting of mustard, pastrami, turkey ham and corned beef.

I decided that due to the sheer volume of meat that this was TOO MANLY for girls, and therefore dubbed it a "man-wich."

Are there any other foodstuffs that are simply TOO MACHO for girls?

[Spartan luke]

Macoys crisp, Man crisp

[JJCW]

I believe a true man-wich is an entire loaf of bread sandwich, or a complete french stick - of course jammed packed with meat, and bbq sauce!

[ShadownINja]

Spartan luke said:

Macoys crisp, Man crisp

In the man-wich!!!

[Spartan luke]

And a yorkie bar in the man-wich too

[Jgtv]

Yorkie covered rare steak in a wasabi sauce, Palma Ham, Gerkins and chillis in thick cut bread with Mcoys as a side and to be served with a ice cold bear and a blow job from a model who balances the plate on here head.

If only

[captainzep]

I've just had a salad.


A fkIN' BLACK PUDDIN' AND BACON SALAD!

So I suppose that makes it a 'malad'.




-Not mallard obviously.

[rasputin]

A bit like a Manlette.

1) Eggs

2) Frying pan

3) Everything in fridge/cupboards which is nearly (or just) out of date.

Mix, serve and enjoy.




This saved me from many unnecessary supermarket trips back in my single days

[bigTee]

The Mega Burger.

The Burger of Gods....

[FoolOnTheHill]

rasputin said:

A bit like a Manlette.

1) Eggs

2) Frying pan

3) Everything in fridge/cupboards which is nearly (or just) out of date.

Mix, serve and enjoy.




This saved me from many unnecessary supermarket trips back in my single days

I do a stir-fry like that. However I am struggling to find a label for that doesn't sound like I bat for Yorkshire.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

I have my own version of a man-wich, however, I think i need to fry the bread rather then lightly toast each layer!


Toast/ham, mayo, mustard/ toast, cottage cheese, chicken slice/toast, marmite, turkey slice

[rasputin]

FoolOnTheHill said:

I do a stir-fry like that.

There's an idea!

Left over stir fry from yesterday - not quite enough for a meal.
Mix with some eggs...

OmStirManFryLette!

[VX Foxy]

FoolOnTheHill said:

rasputin said:

A bit like a Manlette.

1) Eggs

2) Frying pan

3) Everything in fridge/cupboards which is nearly (or just) out of date.

Mix, serve and enjoy.




This saved me from many unnecessary supermarket trips back in my single days

I do a stir-fry like that. However I am struggling to find a label for that doesn't sound like I bat for Yorkshire.

Try man-foo-yung?

[sleep envy]

bigTee said:

The Mega Burger.

The Burger of Gods....

why has someone taken a runny turd in your burger?

[bigTee]

sleep envy said:

bigTee said:

The Mega Burger.

The Burger of Gods....

why has someone taken a runny turd in your burger?

That would be the doner meat!!

[Justayellowbadge]

Mcd's.

3X Big Tastys and 6 nuggets.

Assemble as follows:

Top of Bun
Pattie
Base of Bun
3 nuggets
Pattie
Base of bun
3 nuggets
Pattie
Base of bun

Compress, and enjoy

Throw away unused bun tops, along with green crap.

[Plotloss]

bigTee said:

sleep envy said:

bigTee said:

The Mega Burger.

The Burger of Gods....

why has someone taken a runny turd in your burger?

That would be the doner meat!!

Wrong.

There is a burger van on St Giles in Oxford where if you ask for a special burger you get a bun base, a pattie and then some of every single thing he has on the van (doner, chicken, salad, bacon, chillis etc) topped off with an egg and the bun top.

[Mc lovin]

Brilliant, as if i wasn't fking starving enough

[okgo]

I just had one for lunch.

Announced I was going out to get food.

Got in there, ordered a beef, ham, pastrami, cheese baguette, I kid you not it was 15" long. I feel so full its unreal. Manwhich fo' real.

[chunkymonkey71]

Jgtv said:

Yorkie covered rare steak in a wasabi sauce, Palma Ham, Gerkins and chillis in thick cut bread with Mcoys as a side and to be served with a ice cold bear and a blow job from a model who balances the plate on here head.

If only

I'd rathe rnot have the ice cold bear. It might eat the man wich... then me!