Men: Blow your own trumpets

[Cara Van Man]

Okay, so we had a thread pointing out all of our faults and how we are pathetic, impotent losers.

Let's list our good points. A sort of 'cool wall' where we can advertise ourselves.

I'll start.

1) I'm a good cook.
2) I'm good at most things, but not brilliant at anything. A 'jack of all trades'.
3) My wife says I have a good body and am good looking (in a rugged kind of way ).
4) I feel I have made a reasonable success of my life so far.
5) I'll give almost anything a go.

[illmonkey]

I had to have ribs removed (long story), so I can actually blow my own trumpet.

[moleamol]

I don't look like Mick Hucknall.

[adam85]

I am Male

[Mc lovin]

I'm good cook

I'm fantastic in bed

I'm extremely attractive

i have a great body

I'm not moddest

Edited by Mc lovin on Tuesday 9th June 16:16

[Cara Van Man]

moleamol said:

I don't look like Mick Hucknall.

To be fair, you are blighted by the ginge.

Not a plus point.

[Mc lovin]

illmonkey said:

I had to have ribs removed (long story), so I can actually blow my own trumpet.

You are Prince

[Plotloss]

illmonkey said:

I had to have ribs removed (long story), so I can actually blow my own trumpet.

Presumably then you're typing from the comfort of your own home as since the advent of internet shopping you've had scant need to leave the house...

[dirty boy]

Cara Van Man said:

Okay, so we had a thread pointing out all of our faults and how we are pathetic, impotent losers.

Let's list our good points. A sort of 'cool wall' where we can advertise ourselves.

I'll start.

1) I'm a good cook.
2) I'm good at most things, but not brilliant at anything. A 'jack of all trades'.
3) My wife says I have a good body and am good looking (in a rugged kind of way ).
4) I feel I have made a reasonable success of my life so far.
5) I'll give almost anything a go.

Are we only allowed 5 categories?

Assuming so

1) Shaved
2) Good on the phone (essential when ordering take-aways)
3) I don't look like Mick Hucknall up there /\
4) I almost have no money, only almost though.
5) I'll give anything a go, so long as I don't touch another man's appendage

[dirty boy]

moleamol said:

I don't look like Mick Hucknall.

Oh goodness, now it looks like i've copied you.

[RobCrezz]

Im pretty fking awesome.

[Cara Van Man]

dirty boy said:

Cara Van Man said:

Okay, so we had a thread pointing out all of our faults and how we are pathetic, impotent losers.

Let's list our good points. A sort of 'cool wall' where we can advertise ourselves.

I'll start.

1) I'm a good cook.
2) I'm good at most things, but not brilliant at anything. A 'jack of all trades'.
3) My wife says I have a good body and am good looking (in a rugged kind of way ).
4) I feel I have made a reasonable success of my life so far.
5) I'll give almost anything a go.

Are we only allowed 5 categories?

Assuming so

1) Shaved
2) Good on the phone (essential when ordering take-aways)
3) I don't look like Mick Hucknall up there /\
4) I almost have no money, only almost though.
5) I'll give anything a go, so long as I don't touch another man's appendage

No, you are not limited to 5.

You seem to be clutching at straws after 2 anyway.

[G_T]

Mc lovin said:

I a good cook

I'm fantastic in bed

I'm extremely attractive

i have a great body

I'm not moddest

You forgot to mention your spelling is ste.

Edited by G_T on Tuesday 9th June 16:16

[sleep envy]

I can blow my own trumpet

[moleamol]

Cara Van Man said:

moleamol said:

I don't look like Mick Hucknall.

To be fair, you are blighted by the ginge.

Not a plus point.

And yet you still look more like Mick Hucknall than me. Unlucky.

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[Cara Van Man]

moleamol said:

Cara Van Man said:

moleamol said:

I don't look like Mick Hucknall.

To be fair, you are blighted by the ginge.

Not a plus point.

And yet you still look more like Mick Hucknall than me. Unlucky.

So in summary, you don't look like anyone, but you smell of wee?

I'd say I was the luckier one. Unlucky.

[dirty boy]

Cara Van Man said:

dirty boy said:

Cara Van Man said:

Okay, so we had a thread pointing out all of our faults and how we are pathetic, impotent losers.

Let's list our good points. A sort of 'cool wall' where we can advertise ourselves.

I'll start.

1) I'm a good cook.
2) I'm good at most things, but not brilliant at anything. A 'jack of all trades'.
3) My wife says I have a good body and am good looking (in a rugged kind of way ).
4) I feel I have made a reasonable success of my life so far.
5) I'll give almost anything a go.

Are we only allowed 5 categories?

Assuming so

1) Shaved
2) Good on the phone (essential when ordering take-aways)
3) I don't look like Mick Hucknall up there /\
4) I almost have no money, only almost though.
5) I'll give anything a go, so long as I don't touch another man's appendage

No, you are not limited to 5.

You seem to be clutching at straws after 2 anyway.

At least I can clutch my straw, not a finger and thumb operation like you.

[carmadgaz]

Can be left to my own devices in a house and wouldn't be a staving wreck in dirty clothed within a week (unlike my boss )


I'll turn my hand to most tasks (I'm a Jack of all trades(master of none but still....))

Not alot to boast about but more than some