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Kinky

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39,895 posts

290 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Located in South Ascot, which I happened upon this morning.

I've no idea why it's actually there. It was not there last week, and I don't think your old faithful Origin or Roadangel, etc will pick this one up.

As an aside - when I went to take these pics this afternoon a 5 series beemer nearly drove into the back of a female teenager driving a Mk II Golf, who slammed on the anchors when she saw the 'camera'.



Click here for the bigger images

K

>>> Edited by Kinky on Sunday 7th December 17:54

deltaf

6,806 posts

274 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Oi! Captain Gatso! Theres a bloke here wants his house torching......

Where do these fools come from?

Kinky

Original Poster:

39,895 posts

290 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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At least the 'camera' will burn quickly - as it's a few old cornflakes boxes taped together - which incidently you do not notice as you slam on the anchors, etc, etc.

It really does look legit as you approach it (when you can eventually see it [partially hidden behind bushes, trees, etc]).

Of course - once everyone knows it's there - what's the odds on getting a real one put there - which will catch everyone out .... = ££££

Kinky

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39,895 posts

290 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Mungo - believe you me - it looks real enough. It's the correct size and colour (as you approach it).

It's not until you actually pass it that you notice it's a blue peter special.

I also can't understand how speeding can be an issue at that specific stretch of the road. You are either approaching a big hotel entrance and major 4-way junction, or have just driven past them - in which case you would still not be at 50 by that point (unless in Tiv, etc, etc ...)

DennisTheMenace

15,605 posts

289 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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By DTM age 28

llamekcuf

545 posts

275 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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DennisTheMenace said:

By DTM age 28


Kinky

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39,895 posts

290 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Of course DTM that is a cardboard tyre ....

David A

3,707 posts

272 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Whereabouts in south ascot?

Dave

Kinky

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Sunday 7th December 2003
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I suppose the fines that will be generated from the camera will be spent on more cornflakes!

Dave,

If you drive from South Ascot towards the A30 (down Devenish Road) and turn right at the Berystede hotel onto Bagshot road (B3020).

It's approximately 100 metres after the entrance to the hotel on the left hand side.

As you're local you might be interested in this: Welcome to Sunninghell

SpudGunner

472 posts

280 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Its been featured in the Bracknell news newspaper last week along with a picture of the smug old git who made it.

I reckon you would be best of torching it. that would wipe the smile off the old duffers chops

ledfoot

777 posts

273 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Burn the er down.

Kinky

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39,895 posts

290 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Ah - we don't get the Bracknell Observer this far over. It's honestly the first I've seen or heard of it.

I'm sure something will happen to it quite soon.

K

hedders

24,460 posts

268 months

Sunday 7th December 2003
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Isn't that illegal?

Isn't that as bad as putting up an illegal speed sign or something?

If thats legal i am going to paint some disabled parking bays out side my house, and maybe put a few 'private road' signs up and start clamping everyone.


I know if i lived near him, i would think of something constructive to do with it, or maybe I would go and paint 'Safety first' signs all over his car so he can pretend it is a talivan...

>> Edited by hedders on Sunday 7th December 23:05

Kinky

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Sunday 7th December 2003
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Alledgedly he's been told to take it down by the BiB (data sourced from the MB site forum).

I'm going to call the BiB in Ascot tomorrow and enquire as to the legalities of it.

I'll post any news/updates here.

K

pbrettle

3,280 posts

304 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Its not only illegal but its dangerous..... because it doesnt conform to the required standards of siting (???) and signage, it can be deemed dangerous. At least with the majority of roadside gatso's in this country, you get the warning sign and more often than not, the markings on the road.....

If he doesnt take it down then it can be forceably taken down. Its down right dangerous and morons like this deserve to have their license taken away for behaving so stupidly...... By his actions he is placing other road users at a higher risk of an accident....

...and I bet that moron sleeps at night thinking that he is saving lives! I just hope the BiB throw the book at him.....

And someone burns his fence down...

Pete Cros

285 posts

300 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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There are a few around, some have been there for years. The 'fake' one near my home is a 'bird nesting box', this is the owners description, and has not been questioned by BiB or local council.

deltaf

6,806 posts

274 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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pbrettle said:
I just hope the BiB throw the book at him.....

And someone burns his fence down...


We have unleaded!

SpudGunner

472 posts

280 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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and i have a box of matches.......

hedders

24,460 posts

268 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Kinky said:
Alledgedly he's been told to take it down by the BiB (data sourced from the MB site forum).

I'm going to call the BiB in Ascot tomorrow and enquire as to the legalities of it.

I'll post any news/updates here.

K


Did you call them yet?

Kinky

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39,895 posts

290 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Well ...

Spoke to a very decent chappie at TVP L area.

Legally speaking the 'scamera' is 100% legit.

Because it is sited in a private garden and is not causing an obstruction, there is nothing they can do.

I asked if there have been any accidents on that stretch recently, and all they have is a biker was knocked off his bike in September and a report of a dangerous driver in october. However, as the road is 2 or 3+ miles long, it's highly unlikely that they occurred at that specific spot.

He suggested my next step would be to contact the local council and request that councils highways and traffic dept investigate.

He did say that and I quote (not verbatim) that should there be a bonfire for example, then it would be an issue. I don't know if he was suggesting or implying something !

I'm not sure I fancy taking on the Council, who are more interested in backhanders and arse scratching than actually responding to the needs of it's parishioners (see www.sunninghell.com for reference).

I suppose what I could do is erect some signs along the lines of: "WARNING - FAKE camera ahead"

Then again - I'd probably get done for it.

K