What does 'good in bed' actually mean?

[Ayahuasca]

Well, what does it mean? Obviously I am told I am particularly good but objectively what are the criteria for men /women?

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

[GTO Scott]

Depends on what you classify as bad.

I think the worst that springs to my mind involved a girl who, whilst great at playing the pink oboe, and who had absolutely enormous breasts, was crap for actual shagging because she was rather 'slack', which rather ruined the feel of things.

[Ayahuasca]

I think this might be in the wrong forum...

[GTO Scott]

Ayahuasca said:

I think this might be in the wrong forum...

I suspect it might

I did wonder why you'd posted this in NP&E....

[Odie]

It means you dont snore or wriggle too much....

[The Riddler]

Just because i came didnt mean i enjoyed it.

I am male, and thats a line i have used more than once. Cant stand it when they just act like a sack of spuds. Some input is always good!

I 'score' girls on origionality, flexibility, activeness and open mindedness.

[T89 Callan]

Ayahuasca said:

Well, what does it mean? Obviously I am told I am particularly good but objectively what are the criteria for men /women?

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

Worst "Please have sex with me I'm desperate" thread ever.

[nonegreen]

Ayahuasca said:

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

Oh FFS yes.... Have you been to Stockport?

[V8mate]

Ayahuasca said:

What does 'good in bed' actually mean?

She has no concept of words/phrases like 'no', 'don't like that', 'not like that', 'not there'.

[JJCW]

Ayahuasca said:

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

Yep definately. Any shag where you even consider that you're getting bored and would just rather stop and go to sleep, is bad. Lack of adventure or imagination, or the mood just seeming like a formality, makes it rubbish!

[fathomfive]

Anyone who makes you think you'd be better off cutting a hole in the mattress, as it would make more noise and give better feedback is technically a 'bad shag'.

[Tony*T3]

fathomfive said:

Anyone who makes you think you'd be better off cutting a hole in the mattress, as it would make more noise and give better feedback is technically a 'bad shag'.

Never had this happen. I think this means its probably you whose the 'bad shag', not the recipiant of your technique.

[rhinochopig]

Ayahuasca said:

Well, what does it mean? Obviously I am told I am particularly good but objectively what are the criteria for men /women?

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

Pregnancy sex [shudder].

[stifler]

rhinochopig said:

Ayahuasca said:

Well, what does it mean? Obviously I am told I am particularly good but objectively what are the criteria for men /women?

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

Pregnancy sex [shudder].

Pregnancy sex is awesome. You just werent doing it right. I have never had so much.

[rhinochopig]

stifler said:

rhinochopig said:

Ayahuasca said:

Well, what does it mean? Obviously I am told I am particularly good but objectively what are the criteria for men /women?

Has any bloke ever had a 'bad' shag???

Pregnancy sex [shudder].

Pregnancy sex is awesome. You just werent doing it right. I have never had so much.

...wait...

[WorAl]

Bad Shag? yes, when it feels like you're fking a warm Corspe. No input, no thought, just lies there and takes it. Just shoot your muck and go to sleep is the best way to deal with these.

[FoolOnTheHill]

Was reading the Sun in the chinese takeaway the other night, Dear Deidrie. I love that column: "My husband wants a 3-some with the dog, do you think this is a good idea?"

Anyway, there was a letter from some woman bemoaning the fatc that her husband now came too quickly. Apparantly he used to be able to go for at least 15 minutes!!!!

So there you go.

[Don]

Of course there is such a thing as lousy sex.

Its when you end up having sex with someone who doesn't care whether or not you have a good time. They call these people "selfish" lovers.

Usually this is not the only way the character flaw manifests itself.

[A1GOY]

WorAl said:

Bad Shag? yes, when it feels like you're fking a warm Corspe. No input, no thought, just lies there and takes it. Just shoot your muck and go to sleep is the best way to deal with these.

Imagine the equivalent of Rocky using meat carcasses as a punching bag. That's 'Bad-in-Bed'.

[Famous Graham]

Someone over enthusiastic whilst on top can be bloody nightmare too.

/wince