Funny Anti Green article in local mag

[The Tea Boy]

As below really found this in the local private estate mag really rather an amusing read and finally one in the face for greenists

[900T-R]

Um, major irony fail for the OP methinks...

[RobB.]

Good find, that made me chuckle

[ShadownINja]

Definitely written by a greenie.

Edited by ShadownINja on Wednesday 17th June 15:33

[pits]

I got accosted by one of them greenies the other day in town

G. Excuse me do you have a minute

M. Not really, I am busy

G. What are your thoughts on climate change and global warming.

M. Its great, UK is heating up, I am going to get warmer summers, London
will be under water and so will alot of other places, which can only bring good things, more fuel to go around, so my 16mpg car will be happy, the old mans 4.4 litre V8 petrol car will be happy, brothers 4 litre Jag will be happy and the new Jeep we are planning will be happy, because less demand for fuel, means cheaper fuel, means I can use more, get hotter summers, and hopefully get rid of Hull once and for all, and Croydon. On top of that I can justify buying a boat... Man made global warming is ace, look at the tan I have got already this year...What are your thoughts on it

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

M. What of it?

G. *looks at me gaunt in disgust*

M. Ever considered moving to London, or Hull?

Just walked off

[The Tea Boy]

pits said:

I got accosted by one of them greenies the other day in town

G. Excuse me do you have a minute

M. Not really, I am busy

G. What are your thoughts on climate change and global warming.

M. Its great, UK is heating up, I am going to get warmer summers, London
will be under water and so will alot of other places, which can only bring good things, more fuel to go around, so my 16mpg car will be happy, the old mans 4.4 litre V8 petrol car will be happy, brothers 4 litre Jag will be happy and the new Jeep we are planning will be happy, because less demand for fuel, means cheaper fuel, means I can use more, get hotter summers, and hopefully get rid of Hull once and for all, and Croydon. On top of that I can justify buying a boat... Man made global warming is ace, look at the tan I have got already this year...What are your thoughts on it

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

M. What of it?

G. *looks at me gaunt in disgust*

M. Ever considered moving to London, or Hull?

Just walked off

[900T-R]

pits said:

I got accosted by one of them greenies the other day in town

G. Excuse me do you have a minute

M. Not really, I am busy

G. What are your thoughts on climate change and global warming.

M. Its great, UK is heating up, I am going to get warmer summers, London
will be under water and so will alot of other places, which can only bring good things, more fuel to go around, so my 16mpg car will be happy, the old mans 4.4 litre V8 petrol car will be happy, brothers 4 litre Jag will be happy and the new Jeep we are planning will be happy, because less demand for fuel, means cheaper fuel, means I can use more, get hotter summers, and hopefully get rid of Hull once and for all, and Croydon. On top of that I can justify buying a boat... Man made global warming is ace, look at the tan I have got already this year...What are your thoughts on it

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

M. What of it?

G. *looks at me gaunt in disgust*

M. Ever considered moving to London, or Hull?

Just walked off

Class!

[pits]

She wasnt happy mind, I thought she was going to cut me, she scowled as I walked away, should of taken custard with me

[stifler]

The Tea Boy said:

pits said:

I got accosted by one of them greenies the other day in town

G. Excuse me do you have a minute

M. Not really, I am busy

G. What are your thoughts on climate change and global warming.

M. Its great, UK is heating up, I am going to get warmer summers, London
will be under water and so will alot of other places, which can only bring good things, more fuel to go around, so my 16mpg car will be happy, the old mans 4.4 litre V8 petrol car will be happy, brothers 4 litre Jag will be happy and the new Jeep we are planning will be happy, because less demand for fuel, means cheaper fuel, means I can use more, get hotter summers, and hopefully get rid of Hull once and for all, and Croydon. On top of that I can justify buying a boat... Man made global warming is ace, look at the tan I have got already this year...What are your thoughts on it

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

M. What of it?

G. *looks at me gaunt in disgust*

M. Ever considered moving to London, or Hull?

Just walked off

[justayellowbadge]

pits said:

She wasnt happy mind, I thought she was going to cut me, she scowled as I walked away, should of taken custard with me

Too much effort.

Let them start, then "Can I just stop you there.."

They look at you expectantly.

Walk off.

[ShadownINja]

Brilliant, pits.

pits said:

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

Fing is, we're just returning it to the original state it once was in... lots of water and rather warm.

[Fume troll]

The Tea Boy said:

...and finally one in the face for greenists

I do hope you were kidding!

Cheers,

FT.

[pits]

Maybe to much effort, maybe not, either way she upset my walk I had important things to do, go and buy a cake, she disturbed me from buying that cake, and I am sorry you cant disturb a man on a mission for cake!

[Sf_Manta]

stifler said:

The Tea Boy said:

pits said:

I got accosted by one of them greenies the other day in town

G. Excuse me do you have a minute

M. Not really, I am busy

G. What are your thoughts on climate change and global warming.

M. Its great, UK is heating up, I am going to get warmer summers, London
will be under water and so will alot of other places, which can only bring good things, more fuel to go around, so my 16mpg car will be happy, the old mans 4.4 litre V8 petrol car will be happy, brothers 4 litre Jag will be happy and the new Jeep we are planning will be happy, because less demand for fuel, means cheaper fuel, means I can use more, get hotter summers, and hopefully get rid of Hull once and for all, and Croydon. On top of that I can justify buying a boat... Man made global warming is ace, look at the tan I have got already this year...What are your thoughts on it

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

M. What of it?

G. *looks at me gaunt in disgust*

M. Ever considered moving to London, or Hull?

Just walked off

[clonmult]

ShadownINja said:

Brilliant, pits.

pits said:

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

Fing is, we're just returning it to the original state it once was in... lots of water and rather warm.

And its not like the sun isn't going to go "BANG" or just whimper to death at some point in the next few (thousand, million?) years or so. The planet is doomed no matter what.

Heck, we're doubly doomed as a result of reality TV, big brother, ID cards, the labour party and all that.

[ShadownINja]

clonmult said:

ShadownINja said:

Brilliant, pits.

pits said:

G. Well, not that, you are destroying the world

Fing is, we're just returning it to the original state it once was in... lots of water and rather warm.

And its not like the sun isn't going to go "BANG" or just whimper to death at some point in the next few (thousand, million?) years or so. The planet is doomed no matter what.

Heck, we're doubly doomed as a result of reality TV, big brother, ID cards, the labour party and all that.

I think in a billion years time, the sun will engulf Earth.

[pits]

By then Hull and Croydon will be under water and I will have a boat, so its not really going to matter to me, might even get to meet Kevin Costner on his boat aswell, and he could go get me so motherfking dirt, although preferably not dirt from Hull or Croydon, because thats just dirty dirt of no value

[stifler]