Gutted - borrowed someone's torch and going to lose my job!
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The other day, a mate at worked helped me out - he showed me how to use my i-phone, which was really confusing me.
Anyway, as a thankyou I thought I'd suprise him and replace his knackered old head torch - not a company one, but one he'd bought himself - paid for out of his own money.
My plan was to take his old one and replace it the next morning with a brand new one.
Unfortunately, this morning I got dragged into HR and suspended! Some tw@t had reported me for stealing thinking I'd just half-inched his head torch.
I'm not too worried for me - but what about me wife and kids! I hope whoever reported me realises that they'll grow up thinking their old man is not only too thick to operate an i-phone, but is a thieving pikey too!
Anyway, as a thankyou I thought I'd suprise him and replace his knackered old head torch - not a company one, but one he'd bought himself - paid for out of his own money.
My plan was to take his old one and replace it the next morning with a brand new one.
Unfortunately, this morning I got dragged into HR and suspended! Some tw@t had reported me for stealing thinking I'd just half-inched his head torch.
I'm not too worried for me - but what about me wife and kids! I hope whoever reported me realises that they'll grow up thinking their old man is not only too thick to operate an i-phone, but is a thieving pikey too!
johnfm said:
The other day, a mate at worked helped me out - he showed me how to use my i-phone, which was really confusing me.
Anyway, as a thankyou I thought I'd suprise him and replace his knackered old head torch - not a company one, but one he'd bought himself - paid for out of his own money.
My plan was to take his old one and replace it the next morning with a brand new one.
Unfortunately, this morning I got dragged into HR and suspended! Some tw@t had reported me for stealing thinking I'd just half-inched his head torch.
I'm not too worried for me - but what about me wife and kids! I hope whoever reported me realises that they'll grow up thinking their old man is not only too thick to operate an i-phone, but is a thieving pikey too!
Surely they accepted the simple explanation FFS!Anyway, as a thankyou I thought I'd suprise him and replace his knackered old head torch - not a company one, but one he'd bought himself - paid for out of his own money.
My plan was to take his old one and replace it the next morning with a brand new one.
Unfortunately, this morning I got dragged into HR and suspended! Some tw@t had reported me for stealing thinking I'd just half-inched his head torch.
I'm not too worried for me - but what about me wife and kids! I hope whoever reported me realises that they'll grow up thinking their old man is not only too thick to operate an i-phone, but is a thieving pikey too!
Subsequent posts suggest I have missed a previous thread or Ph really is a bizarre place , or both.
Edited by Brown and Boris on Wednesday 17th June 16:05
The GMan said:
shame it was buried deep in the petty thievery thread! Wolf boy - constant shaving!! Brilliant!!!
johnfm said:
The GMan said:
shame it was buried deep in the petty thievery thread! Wolf boy - constant shaving!! Brilliant!!!
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