Saturday afternoon rant
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Who uses a horse and cart to take them to a f
king wedding? I must have been at this junction for fking ages before i realised what was causing it, two very smug s who thought they were having the best day of their life but were actually just causing fking mayhem on the roads. Then i get up to tescos which is packed and find a space in the middle of nowhere only for me to turn round and come pulls right in next to me , the whole fking car park mate and you choose to park right next to me? you fking scrote!
Finally in tescos, which is a 2 min drive from my house has now taken 20min, so i really wasnt in the mood to be queuing but tescos are so fking smart they put only a few of the millions of tills they have so the queues are just stupidly wrong, i only wanted to get a fathers day car ( which is actually a good one for once!) and ive now got to wait for ages. Then theres some stupid short arse bint standing behind me close enough that she could count how many hairs i had on my head and poking me in the back so many fking times i almost needed to give her a fking shove away. Then at the self checkout scanners it takes ages and fking ages for it to load fanfkingtastic ,another 5min then some tt decides to break the one next to me so i havnt got a chance for the ugly who works there to sort mine out. Now finally on my way i have some woman nearly follow me to my car asking for money to help stray cats. Seriously who comes up with these charities? Its a fking ressesion and you want money to help some fking cats? well fk right off you homeless fking bint ive not got enough money as it is the last thing i want to do is hand over my money to you , you stupid fking tt
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king wedding? I must have been at this junction for fking ages before i realised what was causing it, two very smug s who thought they were having the best day of their life but were actually just causing fking mayhem on the roads. Then i get up to tescos which is packed and find a space in the middle of nowhere only for me to turn round and come pulls right in next to me , the whole fking car park mate and you choose to park right next to me? you fking scrote! Finally in tescos, which is a 2 min drive from my house has now taken 20min, so i really wasnt in the mood to be queuing but tescos are so f
king smart they put only a few of the millions of tills they have so the queues are just stupidly wrong, i only wanted to get a fathers day car ( which is actually a good one for once!) and ive now got to wait for ages. Then theres some stupid short arse bint standing behind me close enough that she could count how many hairs i had on my head and poking me in the back so many fking times i almost needed to give her a fking shove away. Then at the self checkout scanners it takes ages and fking ages for it to load fanfkingtastic ,another 5min then some tt decides to break the one next to me so i havnt got a chance for the ugly who works there to sort mine out. Now finally on my way i have some woman nearly follow me to my car asking for money to help stray cats. Seriously who comes up with these charities? Its a fking ressesion and you want money to help some fking cats? well fk right off you homeless fking bint ive not got enough money as it is the last thing i want to do is hand over my money to you , you stupid fking ttRant over
I know what you mean about people standing really close when queing and its infuriating. If you move forward a foot to put some room between you they always follow suit and move a foot as well. What really annoys them is when the person in front of you moves forward a couple of paces and you stay just where you are. The frustration of the person behind (after they've automatically tried to move forward) at not getting that extra couple of steps closer to their goal is very funny!
Thing to do is act as if you had no idea someone was standing so ridiculously close behind. Alleviate the boredom of queueing by swaying backwards and forwards, pretending not to notice that you're colliding with them on every rearward swing. Fling your arm behind you to scratch your back and ignore the fact that you've hit them. Fart. Take your jumper off and then sling it casually over your shoulder and into their face. If you have an umbrella stick it under your arm with the point facing backwards.
Pigeon said:
Thing to do is act as if you had no idea someone was standing so ridiculously close behind. Alleviate the boredom of queueing by swaying backwards and forwards, pretending not to notice that you're colliding with them on every rearward swing. Fling your arm behind you to scratch your back and ignore the fact that you've hit them. Fart. Take your jumper off and then sling it casually over your shoulder and into their face. If you have an umbrella stick it under your arm with the point facing backwards.
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