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Colonial

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13,553 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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So, we're having this discussion at work and we have all come to the same conclusion.

Why the hell do fat people, and in particular, fat women, expect special treatment and then complain when it's not forthcoming? Oh, you can't buy clothes that fit at a normal shop. Then go to the fatty warehouse and get a tent custom made then. It's not discrimination. You are just outside the norm. They don't sell jeans for people with no legs either. And that generally isn't their fault.

I'm not talking about festivally plump size 14, I'm talking the morbidly obese size 24. "You need to respect me" bull I do. Why should I when you don't respect yourself.

Get off the couch, off your fat arse and do some exercise. Put down the chocolate bar and the fish and chips and eat an apple. Oh boo hoo it's hard work, well so is looking at your wobbling thighs which you can hear rubbing together from down the street.

And stop blaming everyone but yourself. Ohhhh, it's genetic, I'm retaining water, I have a thyroid problem. All delusions. it's laziness and poor habit. Nothing more. I know. I've been there. It's not easy loosing weight but damm it it feels good to have energy and actually look good.

And damm right I'm judging you on how you look. And I am strong enough to admit it.

Now the government in Australia is talking about gastric banding for the obese. Get stuffed. How much longer do we have to pander to an increasingly lazy society before we get fed up? I am a bit offended at the idea of having to see my own tax $$$ go to getting some human blimp with no self control an artifical device for limiting the amount of crap they eat.

Before I will respect you, you need to have respect for yourself. It's as simple as that.

Airbag

3,466 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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And they smell too.

Working Class

8,974 posts

209 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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And if they fall over and cut themselves they bleed gravy.....

kazste

6,068 posts

220 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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right so im rather large 36 inch waist and my wife is rather small size 6 (well done me)
to be honest i agree with you. i dont understand why items such as cloths are not more expensive for us fatties if im needing twice the material surely i should be paying twice the price, no?

it is relatively simple for me and others to get thin and fit, just need to get off fat arse put down our pie and go for a run.

i am serious by the way and if you dont believe me watch me trying to get in and out of my elise with the roof up!!

Diablo SVTT

285 posts

224 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Colonial said:
Why the hell do fat people, and in particular, fat women, expect special treatment and then complain when it's not forthcoming? Oh, you can't buy clothes that fit at a normal shop. Then go to the fatty warehouse and get a tent custom made then.
rofl

Colonial

Original Poster:

13,553 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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kazste said:
right so im rather large 36 inch waist and my wife is rather small size 6 (well done me)
to be honest i agree with you. i dont understand why items such as cloths are not more expensive for us fatties if im needing twice the material surely i should be paying twice the price, no?

it is relatively simple for me and others to get thin and fit, just need to get off fat arse put down our pie and go for a run.

i am serious by the way and if you dont believe me watch me trying to get in and out of my elise with the roof up!!
36 is largeish, but it's still within standard sizes. Hell, I'm only a 34 so there's not that much difference there.

It's not like it's the sort of size that someone goes "my god, that zeppelin has just collapsed on the ground. No, wait, Steve down the road has just hung his trousers on the clothes line to dry"

Marquis_Rex

7,377 posts

261 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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They should be forced to lift up their rolls and sniff!
hurl

Colonial

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13,553 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Marquis_Rex said:
They should be forced to lift up their rolls and sniff!
hurl
Still, it helps when you're drunk. Any moist roll of skin and fat is as good as the next

But the physical repulsiveness is one thing. The pride in the laziness and expecting society to make allowances for your own piss poor choices in diet and exercise is what annoys me. Wow. You have become a fat cow. Big is not beautiful. It is not an overractive thyroid, it's the cream cake you are stuffing in your face. I will not love you for the person you are underneath. Because that person is a lazy slob, as shown by your outside appearance.

kazste

6,068 posts

220 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Colonial said:
kazste said:
right so im rather large 36 inch waist and my wife is rather small size 6 (well done me)
to be honest i agree with you. i dont understand why items such as cloths are not more expensive for us fatties if im needing twice the material surely i should be paying twice the price, no?

it is relatively simple for me and others to get thin and fit, just need to get off fat arse put down our pie and go for a run.

i am serious by the way and if you dont believe me watch me trying to get in and out of my elise with the roof up!!
36 is largeish, but it's still within standard sizes. Hell, I'm only a 34 so there's not that much difference there.

It's not like it's the sort of size that someone goes "my god, that zeppelin has just collapsed on the ground. No, wait, Steve down the road has just hung his trousers on the clothes line to dry"
fair dues about the waist size but it really is my smallest feature! below waist all fine as lots of cycling before i got fat now being used to support the rest of me! easily into xl sizes on shirts to be fair with a nice rack to complement smile (but coming down as training for my first triathlon in september!

Disco_Biscuit

837 posts

216 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Also why do the constantly deny eating anything, " I don't eat breakfast" or " I only had a yogurt for lunch" fcensoredg liars

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

204 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Disco_Biscuit said:
Also why do the constantly deny eating anything, " I don't eat breakfast" or " I only had a yogurt for lunch" fcensoredg liars
I actually starting gaining weight when I stopped eating breakfast. Something to do with not starting your digestive system or something. Now I have cereal (I'd like to say muesli, but mainly Crunchy Nut Cornflakes) and yoghurt, I've lost half a stone in around 3 months.

Of course if I actually got off my fat arse and did some exercise that would make more of a difference. I really should be trying to get in shape for my wedding in September...

Colonial

Original Poster:

13,553 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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HereBeMonsters said:
Disco_Biscuit said:
Also why do the constantly deny eating anything, " I don't eat breakfast" or " I only had a yogurt for lunch" fcensoredg liars
I actually starting gaining weight when I stopped eating breakfast. Something to do with not starting your digestive system or something. Now I have cereal (I'd like to say muesli, but mainly Crunchy Nut Cornflakes) and yoghurt, I've lost half a stone in around 3 months.

Of course if I actually got off my fat arse and did some exercise that would make more of a difference. I really should be trying to get in shape for my wedding in September...
Yeah, eating three decent meals is much better than skipping one.

I have Yoghurt (fat free), a thin layer of oven roasted museli I make once a month and a heap of mixed berries each morning. Simple, tasty and good for you.

And yeah, "I only had salad for lunch" what? The family sized slab of Dairy Milk and the pack of Hob Nobs you had straight after that was a seperate meal?

And I suppose taking the lift to the first floor rather than walking up the stairs has nothing to do with it either?

mickk

30,131 posts

264 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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We have a rather large fat friend who, when we go out for a meal will insist on having a coke, a diet coke

Why when you have just eaten enough to last me a week

Colonial

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13,553 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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mickk said:
We have a rather large fat friend who, when we go out for a meal will insist on having a coke, a diet coke

Why when you have just eaten enough to last me a week
What's even funnier is the fat person who orders a massive meal at maccas, and then a diet coke because they are "on a diet"

sinizter

3,348 posts

208 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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The ones who have a problem are the ones who tell their doctor that they are not eating anything, but getting them stomach banded gets them to reduce weight - stomach banding only reduces the volume of the stomach and if you were eating nothing, it would make no difference.

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

204 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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mickk said:
We have a rather large fat friend who, when we go out for a meal will insist on having a coke, a diet coke

Why when you have just eaten enough to last me a week
"I'll have a super-duper jumbo double bacon cheese whopper meal. Super-sized. With a large onion rings and some chicken dippers. What drink? Diet coke please."

toasty

8,189 posts

242 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Seen a woman buy a 3/4 pounder chili burger and wash it down with a diet coke, scoff the lot and then go back to the counter and order another.

An ex colleague in the States used to bring in 12 Dunkin Donuts every day. 'What a generous chap' I thought until I saw him scoff them all until he could get down to the canteen for lunch.


Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Disco_Biscuit said:
Also why do the constantly deny eating anything, " I don't eat breakfast" or " I only had a yogurt for lunch" fcensoredg liars
Exactly!

"I can't help it if I like sweets"

"What? 3 piece Suites?"

hehe

cuneus

5,963 posts

264 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Disco_Biscuit said:
Also why do the constantly deny eating anything, " I don't eat breakfast" or " I only had a yogurt for lunch" fcensoredg liars
Many years ago wife was on a ward round. Patient had jaw wired as prep for surgery but had not lost much weight and was protesting her innocence.

Consultant to patient "You didn't see any fat people coming out of Belsen my dear" and walked off

(They later found acid erosion of the teeth at the back where food had been rammed in)

cardigankid

8,861 posts

234 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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In addition, there are more and more and more of these people, being wheeled around in wheelchairs, sorry, I mean shopmobility scooters, hardly able to move but loading additional food in the trolley. It's obscene.

How do they pay for it? They are most of them too obese to do much more than grunt, so they can't be working. So, to return to the old stereotype, they must be on the social. Some doctor signs them off and the nation pays for them to become ever grosser.

Not very PC, but this is getting ridiculous.