today for the first time ever i...

[Nero601]

today for the first time ever , i smelt......................otter poo


what have you done for the first time today ?

[MK4 Slowride]

I put Savlon on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. I did briefly wonder why it came out quicker and in a thinner tube. I can still taste it if I burp.

[anonymous-user]

Had an x-ray of my saliva gland which has been causing trouble( i foresee much micheal taking for this one) and it has to be said, having a dye injected into your saliva gland is by no means what i would describe as "fun". Tasted bleeding awfull too, kind of like beetroot flavour gaviscon!

[pejay]

MK4 Slowride said:

I put Savlon on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. I did briefly wonder why it came out quicker and in a thinner tube. I can still taste it if I burp.

That's better than putting toothpaste on your razor and trying to brush your teeth with it.

Trust me on that.

[rockinatmidnight]

pejay said:

MK4 Slowride said:

I put Savlon on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. I did briefly wonder why it came out quicker and in a thinner tube. I can still taste it if I burp.

That's better than putting toothpaste on your razor and trying to brush your teeth with it.

Trust me on that.

The thought of that is cringeworthy in itself...

[Mexico.]

Nero601 said:

today for the first time ever , i smelt......................otter poo


what have you done for the first time today ?

Not made a thread that is irreverent


Cheers

The Moose

[KieronGsi]

Got pulled over in England, and the policeman had common sense and was a decent chap.

[rockinatmidnight]

It wasn't today, but yesterday, for the first time in my life I got my throat swabbed. . . What a horrible feeling!

Cheers,

Vamoose

[Nero601]

Mexico. said:

Nero601 said:

today for the first time ever , i smelt......................otter poo


what have you done for the first time today ?

Not made a thread that is irreverent


Cheers

The Moose

no honest i did ! there are witnesses

[10 Pence Short]

I raped and pillaged 83 villages in western China.

[GingerWizard]

I got owned by a montego estate....

properly beat down like a fool!


GingerWizard

Edited by GingerWizard on Thursday 25th June 20:30

[loafer123]

GingerWizard said:

I got owned by a montego estate....

properly beat down like a fool!


GingerWizard

You were in the Ka, weren't you?

[GingerWizard]

loafer123 said:

GingerWizard said:

I got owned by a montego estate....

properly beat down like a fool!


GingerWizard

You were in the Ka, weren't you?

nope, 200+ BHP Civic Type R

[Oily Nails]

GingerWizard said:

loafer123 said:

GingerWizard said:

I got owned by a montego estate....

properly beat down like a fool!


GingerWizard

You were in the Ka, weren't you?

nope, 200+ BHP Civic Type R

yup clearly...he was in a Ka...possibly a convertible Street Ka

[NiceCupOfTea]

I overtook some boy racer in a Civic in my diesel Montego.