The urge to do something wrong...
The urge to do something wrong...
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Chucklehead

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2,847 posts

230 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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A friend of mine builds cars, mainly hot rods and pickups etc. He has some fantastic machines in his yard sometimes and being able to see them up close is really inspiring.

However, as with my urge to jump off bridges when i stand too close, or to hop over the bannister at the Buchanan Galleries if i peer over the edge from the top floor - i seem to get the desire to kick them as well. Of course this is a ridiculous prospect, but sometimes it feels like "this is so incorrect i might actually give it a go".

When i was browsing TV's for my new house in Curry's there was the temptation to fly kick a 46" Panasonic flat on to it's back..

What the hell is wrong with me? I was talking to a friend about this and he says he gets it too. He doesn't have a fear of heights, he has a fear of jumping.

Bizarre. Thankfully i've never attempted any of the above.

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

252 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Chucklehead said:
What the hell is wrong with me?
You're mental.



andy400

11,154 posts

253 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Similar here. Amongst other things, I regularly have to stifle the strong urge to punch boring people at meetings, or throw wine or food over dull people at dinner parties....

Psychos of the world unite!

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

264 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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LP 7 is nearly right.

You are, in fact, a mental.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Friday 26th June 12:08

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

252 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Sorry, a mental.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

212 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I'm the same, i go cliff jumping a lot.
Jumping from heights varying 30ft - 75ft.
I can stand on the highest one & not be scare of the height, could sit there all day long.
But it takes a lot for me to throw myself off! (That usually gets the jumping off high stuff out my system).
If someone tell's me not to do something i ALWAYS want to do the opposite!

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

252 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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lawrence567 said:
If someone tells me not to do something I ALWAYS want to do the opposite!
Don't get yourself sectioned.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

212 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
lawrence567 said:
If someone tells me not to do something I ALWAYS want to do the opposite!
Don't get yourself sectioned.
I'll see you all in a few years....

  • Puts on straight jacket*

Stallion Pants

6,524 posts

216 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I love been a Mentalistnuts

Murray993

1,515 posts

255 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
Sorry, a mental.
I think either phrase is right.

You are mental or you are a mental. Either way you need help.

Cheers

The Moose

pugwash4x4

7,639 posts

243 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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i always have an urge to open aricraft doors at 35,000ft just to see what would happen!

jafoole

9,027 posts

230 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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andy400 said:
Similar here. Amongst other things, I regularly have to stifle the strong urge to punch boring people at meetings, or throw wine or food over dull people at dinner parties....

Psychos of the world unite!
I know what you mean... I wouldn't do it (I hope), but at uni I was in halls on the 16th floor with huge windows that opened flat. On a number of occasions you'd get the "I just could, what's to stop me" feeling. Similar 'what would happen/why not' feeling associated with punching old people.

Edited by jafoole on Friday 26th June 12:25

ShadownINja

79,231 posts

304 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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The difference between you and chavs is your ability to decide not to do it, I guess.

Murray993

1,515 posts

255 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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pugwash4x4 said:
i always have an urge to open aricraft doors at 35,000ft just to see what would happen!
You are a mental

anonymous-user

76 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I'll admit that, whenever I see one of those electric mobility scooters that old people use parked up somewhere, I have strong urge to steal it. Also I occasionally walk home along a path beside a river where a lot of people go fishing, and I sometimes get the urge to kick one of the fishermen hard into the river hehe

Why do I want to do these things? I think it's just a case of "Well nobody would ever do that, so I wonder what would happen if I did?"

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

269 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I've long held almost uncontrolable urge to smash the beautifully curved rear windscreen of a Jensen Interceptor. I've no idea why, as I basically like the car, but the thought of a hammer going through that glass is orgasmic.

andy400

11,154 posts

253 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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pugwash4x4 said:
i always have an urge to open aricraft doors at 35,000ft just to see what would happen!
Please let me know when you're next flying.

Just out of interest like.... wink

lawrence567

7,507 posts

212 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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My mate was stood on the edge of the pier the other day, i really wanted to push him in....
So i did.
Luckily though we were going swimming anyway.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

247 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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andy400 said:
Similar here. Amongst other things, I regularly have to stifle the strong urge to punch boring people
I had that a couple of times a few months ago - not particularly boring people per se, just the conversation was. Could almost visualise smacking the relevant people in the side of the head, just to see what would happen.

I've never hit anyone in my life.

Very odd.

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

252 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Whenever I'm driving along and see a car transporter or low-loader parked up with the ramps down, I do have the urge to accelerate and drive up the ramp to do an Evil Knievel over the top.

Yes, I am also a mental.