Is she mental? or worth meeting up?
Is she mental? or worth meeting up?
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elster

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17,517 posts

232 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Well I have an ex girlfriend from way back while still at school (Admittedly only 7 years ago) get back in touch the other day.

A bit of background on her is we went on a climbing expedition in China, all of us from Yorkshire. There was a distinct lack of talent, as well 16-18 year old girls aren't interested in climbing. So the limited female content of the expedition were in high demand. So I did what I had to do and stretch the truth a little about me, as any 16/17 year old would do if he thought he was going to be nuts deep by the end of the evening. Which worked. Hoorah!

After a fair few weeks together we go back to the real world in the UK, I expect never to see her again. Then she moves to York after school for uni and we meet up and once again nuts deep in her after a night out.

So at this point I am liar and also clearly not going to calling her on previous experience. She then decides after I don't call to start hanging around the bars I go to. So I do the decent thing and get her and mate together for a bit of dinner followed by slap and tickle for a few weeks. Now she is off my back. Eventually we don't speak.

Until yesterday I get a message on the Facebook asking how I was and if I wanted to meet up. This followed by a brief history of what we had both been up to and me explaining I was in the South of France. She knew this and was going to be heading down soon. Now this isn't very widely known where I am, apart from friends and work colleagues. There is no one I can think of who would of told her, and she wouldn't say who either.

So she knows I am a billy BSer, who isn't one for relationships.

She knows where I am right now, which is odd as not usually here.

Best bit is she now works for Greenpeace which she knows I hate. As well as me being a capitalist and her a commie.

She also knows I am a big petrol head. So we are complete exact opposites.

So question the big question is should I meet her? and is she mental?

Edited by elster on Monday 29th June 17:08

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

247 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Well, if you fancy another ride, you've clearly demonstrated you can do a runner and she hasn't learned..

Carfiend

3,186 posts

231 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Attractive
Single
Stable

Pick two. Also you sound like oil and water to me.

IainT

10,040 posts

260 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Was the sex any good the first few times?
Are you currently getting any regularly?

If the answer to either of the above is 'yes' then meat up!

Edited by IainT on Monday 29th June 16:42

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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You will be nuts deep again but she will probably rip your head off and eat it after the shag.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

247 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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IainT said:
Was the sex any good the first few times?
Are you currently getting any regularly?

If the answer to either of the above is 'yes' then meat up!
You might want to re-read that wink

Davi

17,153 posts

242 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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she displays an amazing lack of intellect or a lack of self esteem. If you like fking insecure thickies meet up again hehe

stifler

37,069 posts

210 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Get nuts deep again, then tell her that you club seals. Then hold on.

Result:
You get nuts deep.
You get rid of her after a bucking bronco!

Winner!

Elskeggso

3,100 posts

209 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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elster said:
Well I have an ex girlfriend from way back while still at school (Admittedly only 7 years ago) get back in touch the other day.

A bit of background on her is we went on a climbing expedition in China, all of us from Yorkshire. There was a distinct lack of talent, as well 16-18 year old girls aren't interested in climbing. So the limited female content of the expedition were in high demand. So I did what I had to do and stretch the truth a little about me, as any 16/17 year old would do if he thought he was going to be nuts deep by the end of the evening. Which worked. Hoorah!

After a fair few weeks together we go back to the real world in the UK, I expect never to see her again. Then she moves to York after school for uni and we meet up and once again nuts deep in her after a night out.

So at this point I am liar and also clearly not going to calling her on previous experience. She then decides after I don't call to start hanging around the bars I go to. So I do the decent thing and get her and mate together for a bit of dinner followed by slap and tickle for a few weeks. Now she is off my back. Eventually we don't speak.

Until yesterday I get a message on the Facebook asking how I was and if I wanted to meet up. This followed by a brief history of what we had both been up to and me explaining I was in the South of France. She knew this and was going to be heading down soon. Now this isn't very widely known where I am, apart from friends and work colleagues. There is no one I can think of who would of told her, and she wouldn't say who either.

[b]So she knows I am a bully BSer, who isn't one for relationships.

She knows where I am right now, which is odd as not usually here.

Best bit is she now works for Greenpeace which she knows I hate. As well as me being a capitalist and her a commie.

She also knows I am a big petrol head. So we are complete exact opposites.

So question the big question is should I meet her? and is she mental?[/b]
She's been tracking you, and is planning on kidnapping you and holding you hostage at a secret commie hideout whilst demanding the world to ban cars and banks.

Loque

458 posts

201 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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In answer to the question though - she is mental smile

Murray993

1,515 posts

255 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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stifler said:
Get nuts deep again, then tell her that you club seals. Then hold on.

Result:
You get nuts deep.
You get rid of her after a bucking bronco!

Winner!
Or she clubs you on the spot.

Galileo

3,147 posts

240 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Famous Graham said:
IainT said:
Was the sex any good the first few times?
Are you currently getting any regularly?

If the answer to either of the above is 'yes' then meat up!
You might want to re-read that wink
"Meat up"! laugh Very Freudian

Jasandjules

71,901 posts

251 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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So, to clarify.

An attractive lady. And a sh*g. She knows you won't call her/will attempt to avoid her in future.

AND you have some form of question, which, given the above, I am unclear on......

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

247 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Galileo said:
Famous Graham said:
IainT said:
Was the sex any good the first few times?
Are you currently getting any regularly?

If the answer to either of the above is 'yes' then meat up!
You might want to re-read that wink
"Meat up"! laugh Very Freudian
Actually, that wasn't what I was referring to - I think that was deliberate. I would have thought answering "yes" to are you getting any regularly wouldn't necessitate getting involved in a mentalist biggrin

Murray993

1,515 posts

255 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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If you can handle a stalker, why not...

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

264 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Is She mental?



Say what you see, now.

The answer's in the question.

elster

Original Poster:

17,517 posts

232 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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stifler said:
Get nuts deep again, then tell her that you club seals. Then hold on.

Result:
You get nuts deep.
You get rid of her after a bucking bronco!

Winner!
I like your thinking.

Elskeggso said:
She's been tracking you, and is planning on kidnapping you and holding you hostage at a secret commie hideout whilst demanding the world to ban cars and banks.
In that case if this does happen.

Just let me die.

It is a cause I am worth being a martyr for.

Murray993 said:
If you can handle a stalker, why not...
What is the worst that could happen?

Jasandjules said:
So, to clarify.

An attractive lady. And a sh*g. She knows you won't call her/will attempt to avoid her in future.

AND you have some form of question, which, given the above, I am unclear on......
I think this has summed it up then. Unless she talks to me, that can be very irritating from an eco warrior.

Not that one

2,496 posts

217 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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I thought the term was "billy Bullstter" not Bully?

elster

Original Poster:

17,517 posts

232 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Not that one said:
I thought the term was "billy Bullstter" not Bully?
What are you on about? wink

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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elster said:
stifler said:
Get nuts deep again, then tell her that you club seals. Then hold on.

Result:
You get nuts deep.
You get rid of her after a bucking bronco!

Winner!
I like your thinking.

Elskeggso said:
She's been tracking you, and is planning on kidnapping you and holding you hostage at a secret commie hideout whilst demanding the world to ban cars and banks.
In that case if this does happen.

Just let me die.

It is a cause I am worth being a martyr for.

Murray993 said:
If you can handle a stalker, why not...
What is the worst that could happen?

Jasandjules said:
So, to clarify.

An attractive lady. And a sh*g. She knows you won't call her/will attempt to avoid her in future.

AND you have some form of question, which, given the above, I am unclear on......
I think this has summed it up then. Unless she talks to me, that can be very irritating from an eco warrior.
Not that I would behave any differnetly myself in this situation but I am sure you will not disagree if I said that your nuts have already taken over your "thinking" duties from your head. smile