Best Put Down to the Americans over 4th July?
Best Put Down to the Americans over 4th July?
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NailedOn

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3,118 posts

257 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Give me some ammo here please. I work with a few Americans and they are getting full of USA USA jingoism building up to the 4th July.
"We whooped the Brits" etc.
All we've come up with so far is that "In 1776 some Brits fought some Brits and the Brits won."
PH-ers must be able to do better!

lawrence567

7,507 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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fk you your American?

dougc

8,240 posts

287 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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fk off fatty

Mr E

22,695 posts

281 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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It's a trial separation. You'll be back.

350GT

73,668 posts

277 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Actually the french whooped the Brits, but ho hum.

NailedOn

Original Poster:

3,118 posts

257 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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f**k you your American?


Thanks, I had not thought of that. Will try it now. Did I mention that my boss was an American!

Edited by NailedOn on Tuesday 30th June 16:45

crofty1984

16,816 posts

226 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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"Wow that's super" in the correct deadpan tone.

Puggit

49,430 posts

270 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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350GT said:
Actually the french whooped the Brits, but ho hum.
Exactly - this is the one that will really wind them up.

Without French intervention, they'd be celebrating the Queen's birthday in June wink

Ricepilot

640 posts

248 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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When the inevitable line comes up:

'if it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German' come back with a response, 'and if it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking apache indian'.

wink

phumy

5,812 posts

259 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Here you go, shout at them "here is two words that will make you laugh", then at the top of your voice shout, " Pearl Harbour"


Then run like fk, it works a treat, i saw it done in a pub full of American sailors hehe

Plotloss

67,280 posts

292 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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America.

Putting the oops into troops.

DrTre

12,957 posts

254 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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"If it's so good...why are you here?"

350GT

73,668 posts

277 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Ricepilot said:
When the inevitable line comes up:

'if it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German' come back with a response, 'and if it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking french'.

wink
For historical accuracy!

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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I once used "The Brits were going to help out in the Vietnam war, but the Vietcong seemed to be doing a pretty good job on their own". hehe

"American beer is like sex in a boat......fking close to water".

DCS01

350 posts

204 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Remember to look on the back of the declaration of independence - it's a long term lease.

MikeyMike

587 posts

223 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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King George actually referred to the uprising as "a joke", Britain basically had to decide between commiting to fighting George Washington's militias or protecting our interests in India, we chose India. The French and the Dutch took the oppourtunity to undermine our interests both in North America and India, ultimately we were more scared of losing our hold on India than America, we couldn't have won both.

I work with the Americans alot when I'm abroad and they're great but their viewpoint when it comes to their nations history has a habit of becoming incredibly skewed.
The American Revolution was actually a blessing for us both, they gained their independence and we learned new methods of waging war. Our initial undoing during the early part of the conflict was the vey much European "gentlemanly" way of fighting, literally lining up in rows and shooting at eachother, suddenly the British were faced with an enemy who hid in the shadows and snipers who fired from houses. A bit like insurgent tactics seen today in Iraq and Afghan.

The Americans actually suffered much greater losses than the British but ultimately there weren't enough British troops to secure victory against a resisting force that was more determined and growing in number and sophistication.

dougc

8,240 posts

287 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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MikeyMike said:
King George actually referred to the uprising as "a joke", Britain basically had to decide between commiting to fighting George Washington's militias or protecting our interests in India, we chose India. The French and the Dutch took the oppourtunity to undermine our interests both in North America and India, ultimately we were more scared of losing our hold on India than America, we couldn't have won both.

I work with the Americans alot when I'm abroad and they're great but their viewpoint when it comes to their nations history has a habit of becoming incredibly skewed.
The American Revolution was actually a blessing for us both, they gained their independence and we learned new methods of waging war. Our initial undoing during the early part of the conflict was the vey much European "gentlemanly" way of fighting, literally lining up in rows and shooting at eachother, suddenly the British were faced with an enemy who hid in the shadows and snipers who fired from houses. A bit like insurgent tactics seen today in Iraq and Afghan.

The Americans actually suffered much greater losses than the British but ultimately there weren't enough British troops to secure victory against a resisting force that was more determined and growing in number and sophistication.
dougc said:
fk off fatty
Mines better.

350GT

73,668 posts

277 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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MikeyMike said:
King George actually referred to the uprising as "a joke", Britain basically had to decide between commiting to fighting George Washington's militias or protecting our interests in India, we chose India. The French and the Dutch took the oppourtunity to undermine our interests both in North America and India, ultimately we were more scared of losing our hold on India than America, we couldn't have won both.

I work with the Americans alot when I'm abroad and they're great but their viewpoint when it comes to their nations history has a habit of becoming incredibly skewed.
The American Revolution was actually a blessing for us both, they gained their independence and we learned new methods of waging war. Our initial undoing during the early part of the conflict was the vey much European "gentlemanly" way of fighting, literally lining up in rows and shooting at eachother, suddenly the British were faced with an enemy who hid in the shadows and snipers who fired from houses. A bit like insurgent tactics seen today in Iraq and Afghan.

The Americans actually suffered much greater losses than the British but ultimately there weren't enough British troops to secure victory against a resisting force that was more determined and growing in number and sophistication.
yes Spot on.

Oakey

27,966 posts

238 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Wasn't their Capital burned to the ground?

stuttgartmetal

8,114 posts

238 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Harold Shand said:
All the class of an 'ot dog