Friday office funny.....
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My lab donated some old equipment to a local university. TWo rather attractive ladies popped round to pick up said equipment. Volunteers required to take the stuff to the bottom floor. I went, along with a colleague eager to impress the two lovelies (i work with my girlfriend whom I love dearly and in no way wanted to impress the two ladies). Got the stuff into the lift and down to the bottom floor where the two ladies were waiting by their car. My esteemed colleague decided that it was a bit awkward two of us trying to get the stuff into the ladies boot, I'll get he says, bash on I say. He does everything right, bends at the kness pulls it tight into his chest and slowly stands up, ladies smiling at his obvious strength. Thats the point where his trousers gave way, from his a
hole to his bks, heavy equipment in hand. The look on his face was priceless, he knew what happened, I knew what happened and the lovelies knew what happened. Ohh dear he says trying to laugh it off and get the object in the boot. Ohhh dear - I nearly pissed myself. Credit due to the ladies - they tried, they really did, but in the end also laughed. He fked off quickly, I was thanked and watched as they laughed in the motor. Cue an afternoon of incessant piss taking of The Hulk. Even sitting here on my 3rd beer it's making me laugh, so anything brighten up your Fridya afternoon?
I can't think of many occassions where split trousers isn't funny.
Spacesuit? 
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