Caption Competition

[steadyrock]

I saw this chap standing at a bus stop in the scorching heat today and could not help but take a picture.

He saw me taking a picture but he said nothing, maybe on secret mission and couldn't blow his cover?


BTW I don't normally photograph people at all

[Blib]

Bad choice of buttons by the young man.*



* That's a sartorial comment, not an attempt at humour.

[Defcon]

This just in: Mouth pixelation device caught in final testing stages, Winky Mcfknut awaits with baited "fish out of water" breaths, is this the end of the 'facial tic'? It faces fierce competition from other products, such as the SVD Dragunov rifle, which claims to be able to remove the problem entirely.

ETA: Or... Heather Mills spotted at bus stop, disguise fools no one.

Edited by Defcon on Sunday 5th July 21:55

[Pesty]

yeah its definitely the buttons

nothing else wrong with the chaps attire at all. Nope nothing

is he going for a job with the CIA

[robinhood21]

Pesty said:

is he going for a job with the CIA

I thought he would be going to the local A&E to have his foot reattached.

[TheEnd]

Defence cuts hit 008 hard

[SeeFive]

"Are you number 3? The elephant is nosing into the pantry. Where is the briefcase?"

[RobDickinson]

'The message said wait here for the no53, but it doesnt stop here, oh god I'll look a fool'

[Miss Pitstop]

Looks like he's off to a Pet Shop Boys audition personally....

[LHDisbest]

'John has a long Moustache'

[steadyrock]

I was so tempted to say, 'Are you Red Fox...?'

[anonymous-user]

steadyrock said:

I was so tempted to say, 'Are you Red Fox...?'

The pig is in the oven grey squirrel.

[Stevenj214]

"David Miliband denied security had been compromised after the wife of Sir John Sawers posted family photographs and details of their children and home."

[RDE]

"Tell me, Mr Anderson - what good is a phonecall if you're... unable to speak?"

[Los Palmas 7]

Broadsword calling Danny Boy...

[360 detailing]

Michael Jackson is alive and well..............

[TheEnd]

I love his uncomfortable posture too. He's not quite sure what to do with his hands

[wolf1]

'Wanna see some puppies?'

[Los Palmas 7]

Is anyone else thinking "Jake The Peg"?

[Simpo Two]

Boy in raincoat shows how to break ankle.