laser speed ...great

[rich 36]

A 10 year old called charly watts (sic)
has invented an automatic speed limiting device, now taken up by rover in new tests, which slow a car to the 30 limit on its own
He has devised this by himself in his bedroomWhoopy-f00king doo, just great, when a 10 year olds ideas are embraced and endorsed for our benefits,
he does'nt even drive
once again
just great

[mybrainhurts]

It's a piece of string.

Tie it to driver's ankle, sit behind him and pull it hard at the required speed..............

[alans]

no its a block of MDF that fits under the throttle

[rich 36]

Both moneyspinners. but no, this precocious sprog, shown last night on news.
'after thinking of the idea for a number of years'
has got the idea, sat naved to your throttle to make you slow down, shown innocently playing in lab
(i meantbedroom) with fluffy radio-controlled car newsreaders gasped aloud at, temerity of sprog, to think he did it himself wow
thinks of spoiled brat driving around in roller in 80's new piece, braying into mobile phone 'sell, sell' sell, to adult sycophant

[nonegreen]

So we now have a 10 year old who has slotted into the position of public enemy number 6. This little twat should be made to watch as his Father (who probably really invented it) gets kicked to death by a group of Irate motorists. We could then ask "Now do you think its a good idea?" Little twat better hope I don't get anything terminal.

[outlaw]

nonegreen said:

So we now have a 10 year old who has slotted into the position of public enemy number 6. This little twat should be made to watch as his Father (who probably really invented it) gets kicked to death by a group of Irate motorists. We could then ask "Now do you think its a good idea?" Little twat better hope I don't get anything terminal.

bags, I get the first kick

[deltaf]

Lol broke out of the old sin bin then mate?


>> Edited by deltaf on Saturday 13th December 21:42

[bongomania]

another good reason for birth control...

[cortinaman]

now this sort of story realy shows the normals from the numptys doesnt it.

his parents must be sooo proud....only one thing,if the powers that be decide that this sort of shite is going to be compulsary on vehicles then they had better count me out as if im gonna drive my cars i want control of EVERY aspect of the car.i dont need some p.o.s black box defining what speed im allowed to travel at or weather i can or cant overtake someone who's fannying about or who might be pished (or just an old fart in a micra),if i need acceleration to get myself out of a situation then it should be down to my own judgement and not stopped from doing so by a piece of plastic made by a feckin kid no matter how smart he and the powers that wont be soon thinks he is.

someone should knock his efforts right out the water by asking this little bastard (and his tree-hugging parents)how he's gonna solve the other causes of the 93% of accidents on the roads......and then,after dinnermaybe he can solve 3rd world poverty/hunger,world peace,wealth distribution,homelessness,the assylum problem,how we can raise the titanic and why morning wood occurs (morning stiffy for those not knowing the 'morning wood' terminology)

these people realy make me sick with rage.....wa***rs the lot of 'em!!!

>> Edited by cortinaman on Sunday 14th December 03:41

[rich 36]

yet another shining pdoduct of the smug 'sunny D ' generation, who, fortunately for us pitiful grown-ups have never had a life, and require safefty from the perils of free thought.
not to mention speed-i'oh my god'-ing