An amazing insight - I'm gonna get so much ridicule for this
An amazing insight - I'm gonna get so much ridicule for this
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Ewan S

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1,295 posts

249 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!


GTIR

24,741 posts

288 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Your mates CD you say....


scratchchin


wink

shoutHairspray

Edited by GTIR on Monday 6th July 15:23

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I was under the impression that most of them are genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make him more gay.

paoloh

8,617 posts

226 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.
EFA

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

233 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
but look at it this way...

Somewhere out there there is a fit and lovely young lass who has seen a photo of you from taken by one of her mates and she is probably thinking to herself, if you were the last man on earth whe would rather mate with a crocohippobushpig than play hide the pork and beans with you..

Jealousy amongst friends is not a good thing. You mate doesn't fancy you - get over it.


Silent1

19,761 posts

257 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Gay is like religion, disability and skin colour, I don't care what you or your problem is but as soon as you try and impose it on me you're off.

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

221 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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If your mate was a Straight Bloke and his pics were of girls he would probably be arrested or able to run his own website.


Chris_w666

22,655 posts

221 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Silent1 said:
Gay is like religion, disability and skin colour, I don't care what you or your problem is but as soon as you try and impose it on me you're off.
Someone needs a man hug.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

292 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Gay man takes photos of men.

How exactly is this an amazing insight?

Will we be regaled of such stories in future as:

Gay woman fancies women
The fridge light goes off when you close the door
The London Underground isnt a political movement

ShadownINja

79,248 posts

304 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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drivin_me_nuts said:
You mate doesn't fancy you - get over it.
hehe

In other words, worst "my gay mate doesn't fancy me" thread ever.

Austin.J

888 posts

214 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Plotloss said:
The fridge light goes off when you close the door
Custard test?

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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paoloh said:
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.
EFA
It's ok that you had to use me to tell the world how you feel, I understand wink

paoloh

8,617 posts

226 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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isee said:
paoloh said:
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.
EFA
It's ok that you had to use me to tell the world how you feel, I understand wink
I've have noticed you around here a few times and even caught your gaze once or twice.

Fancy a meal some time?

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

264 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Ewan S said:
I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Would a couple of buff rent boys convert you?


Plotloss

67,280 posts

292 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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:MarksGladysdownforuseofwordbuff:

crofty1984

16,816 posts

226 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Plotloss said:
The fridge light goes off when you close the door
No it doesn't. I checked.








Bit of a wasted weekend really.

Ewan S

Original Poster:

1,295 posts

249 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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ShadownINja said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
You mate doesn't fancy you - get over it.
hehe

In other words, worst "my gay mate doesn't fancy me" thread ever.
eeklaughclap

No, I knew that already! Actually this is the 2nd time this has happened to me. First time, another gay friend at college told me "I fancy pretty much everyone I know, apart from you". I wasn't in the least offended tbh! smile Although I now do remember discussing it with him and giving him names of blokes we both knew to find out his thoughts and put it to the test as it were. I remember being disgusted by what gay men found attractive then. It turns out that computer nerd types have a lot more to fear than just being a nerd from what he told me back then. Made me snigger every time I went past the IT room at lunchtime from then onwards...

Oh yes one last thing. My gay friend did tell me and a few of our mates that he and a lot of his sexually disorientated buddies don't ever take it up the err... oxo. Apparently they're not all into that and do other things instead, which is fortunately when my imagination shut down completely and I ended up saying "so you play board games like chess and backgammon then?". biglaugh

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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paoloh said:
isee said:
paoloh said:
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.

Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.

The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.

My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.

I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.

Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.
EFA
It's ok that you had to use me to tell the world how you feel, I understand wink
I've have noticed you around here a few times and even caught your gaze once or twice.

Fancy a meal some time?
sorry, the gaze was me drooling over your current profile picture.
But I do like a good meal. tell me more smile

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

217 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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Your friend got the wrong idea when you said you would take him to see 'Glorious Good-wood'......

V8mate

45,899 posts

211 months

Monday 6th July 2009
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crofty1984 said:
Plotloss said:
The fridge light goes off when you close the door
No it doesn't. I checked.








Can someone let me out now please? It's not funny anymore.
EFA smile