One and Other

[BoRED S2upid]

So in the name of Art you can now stand on a plinth in Trafalgar Square for an hour and do whatever you like.

What would you do?. If you were lucky enough to be selected.

[10 Pence Short]

I'd sit in a perspex box wearing a t-shirt that says 'David Blaine is a c*nt'. Possibly.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Is it wrong to pee on everyone else below you? Or is that still art?

Edited by Spiritual_Beggar on Tuesday 7th July 15:22

[crofty1984]

It can't be illegal.

[Justayellowbadge]

Prime location. Reckon I'd get double time.

[Stu R]

Read out passages from the Qur'an, loudly. bound to raise an eyebrow.

Edited by Stu R on Tuesday 7th July 15:32

[BoRED S2upid]

How about taking your laptop up there with your mobile broadband set up on it and surfing pistonheads for an hour.

[Menguin]

I would draw pictures of the Prophet Muhammad and throw them into the crowd.

[parakitaMol.]

I think it's a great idea for many reasons.

I like the fact that everyone is talking about it, I like the fact that it's open to anyone to participate... to say whateve, right in the middle of London... amidst all the traditional fixtures... in tourist season.

I think there should be more of this.

[Cara Van Man]

I'd drink 5 litres of blue Dulux paint then crap on a large piece of paper, mess it around a bit, then sell it for several million pounds to some pompous art 'expert'.

[Moose.]

One of my mate's has a prime time slot on the plinth, at 9pm on Friday 21st August

http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/Ian_F

He's looking for ideas, so I might point him at this thread

[Plotloss]

I'd beat Tracy Emin to death with a classic bronze statue.

And in the other 59 minutes I'd gaze comatose at Big Brother on a portable television.

I'm calling it 'fk Modernity'

[FNG]

I think I'd find a pigeon costume, then curl one down on the plinth.

[sleep envy]

10 Pence Short said:

I'd sit in a perspex box wearing a t-shirt that says 'David Blaine is a c*nt'. Possibly.

sealed box?

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

I'd beat Tracy Emin to death with a classic bronze statue.

And in the other 59 minutes

[Jgtv]

few hundred golf balls + My golf clubs = Claim my mindless vandalism and damage is art.



That or get a stripper to lap dance for me for an hour.

[sleep envy]

I'd stick Philip Howard up their with his loud hailer and watch the tt get banged up after 60 seconds

such a cock

[bigandclever]

Moose. said:

One of my mate's has a prime time slot on the plinth, at 9pm on Friday 21st August

http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/Ian_F

He's looking for ideas, so I might point him at this thread

He's going to get bottles of piss thrown at him by drunks

One of my mates is on in the afternoon of Wednesday 29th July. He's in a gay choir so the plan, last I heard, was for him to be conducting them from on high and having a singalong. Probably dressed as a fairy of some description too

[Justayellowbadge]

Plotloss said:

I'd beat Tracy Emin to death with a classic bronze statue.

If you could take a canvas with you and have her scrawl:

Everyone I have ever died at the hand of, 1963-2009'

1) Plotloss


in her own blood as she dies, I'll give you a fiver for it.

A tenner if she lasts long enough to sign it.

[Cara Van Man]

Justayellowbadge said:

Plotloss said:

I'd beat Tracy Emin to death with a classic bronze statue.

If you could take a canvas with you and have her scrawl:

Everyone I have ever died at the hand of, 1963-2009'

1) Plotloss


in her own blood as she dies, I'll give you a fiver for it.

A tenner if she lasts long enough to sign it.

Do a Giclee copy and I'll pay £15