Lock Stock. The Motors & The Moments
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I was one of those films, a bit like the Sweeney.
Plenty of laughs, some classic British motors.
The V8 Rover ramming the parked Granada.
Transit van full of the golden harvest.(and a Traffic Warden)
Spivs & Villians...Northern Monkeys - Southern Fairys...
"Whats it for Harry?" asks Barry The Baptist
"Spanking" replys the Porn King.
I think a beer session and a watch of the film is in order.
Plenty of laughs, some classic British motors.
The V8 Rover ramming the parked Granada.
Transit van full of the golden harvest.(and a Traffic Warden)
Spivs & Villians...Northern Monkeys - Southern Fairys...
"Whats it for Harry?" asks Barry The Baptist
"Spanking" replys the Porn King.
I think a beer session and a watch of the film is in order.
with the odd takeaway 
Robatr0n said:
Bricktop: Put a leash on her Turkish before she gets bitten. Now, you don't want to get bitten do you boy?
Fantastic film!
Ahem, Bricktop was in Snatch iirc Fantastic film!
ETA: and what a character he was!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
Edited by Greg964 on Wednesday 8th July 09:47
Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek b
d, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.
or the English language enjoying its finest hour:
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now fk off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer.
Fabulous stuff
d, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet. or the English language enjoying its finest hour:
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now f
k off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer.Fabulous stuff
Edited by Slikk on Wednesday 8th July 10:06
Edited by Slikk on Wednesday 8th July 10:31
And probably my favourite:
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive! Now, do you understand everything I've said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya.
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive! Now, do you understand everything I've said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya.
This movie crossed my mind when reading about Dean's van going missing. This quote in particular:
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fk-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. st 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f
k-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. st 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
bmw2002 said:
I know its from Snatch, but it's still quality 
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible... me
Beaten only byDo you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible
... meEdited by bmw2002 on Wednesday 8th July 13:58
"What are you doing there?"
"It's a free country innit?"
"Well, it's not a free shop, is it? So f k off."
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