Ukraine Bans Porn
Discussion
TVR Moneypit said:
"Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honour and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts."
Really? Well, thats me going straight to hell then
But if God is a grammar nazi, then at least they'll be joining you.Really? Well, thats me going straight to hell then
Burgmeister said:
The world will be an interesting (read cack) place to live in twenty years.
What is going on with all these ridiculous and unnecessary laws that keep cropping up all over the place?
It's 1984, I say! Power has corrupted those who have it into exactly the kind of puritanical perverts who want to control the behavior of millions. Or it could just be a cynical way of taxing the masses- you've been caught with porn, pay us £XX or we'll throw you in jail to rot for three years, you filthy pervert.What is going on with all these ridiculous and unnecessary laws that keep cropping up all over the place?
TVR Moneypit said:
glazbagun said:
TVR Moneypit said:
"Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honour and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts."
Really? Well, thats me going straight to hell then
But if God is a grammar nazi, then at least they'll be joining you.Really? Well, thats me going straight to hell then
The filthiest, most beautiful, fittest 'lady' I ever had the pleasure of knowing intimately was Ukrainian.
Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a w
e!".
Happy days, I can tell you.
Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a w
e!".Happy days, I can tell you.
TVR Moneypit said:
"Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honour and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts."
Yeah?Great isn't it?
I love it.
Asterix said:
The filthiest, most beautiful, fittest 'lady' I ever had the pleasure of knowing intimately was Ukrainian.
Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a we!".
Whale..?Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a w
e!".mybrainhurts said:
Asterix said:
The filthiest, most beautiful, fittest 'lady' I ever had the pleasure of knowing intimately was Ukrainian.
Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a we!".
Whale..?Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a w
e!".
have you never seen a sperm whale blow?
Cara Van Man said:
mybrainhurts said:
Asterix said:
The filthiest, most beautiful, fittest 'lady' I ever had the pleasure of knowing intimately was Ukrainian.
Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a we!".
Whale..?Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a w
e!".have you never seen a sperm whale blow?
mybrainhurts said:
Cara Van Man said:
mybrainhurts said:
Asterix said:
The filthiest, most beautiful, fittest 'lady' I ever had the pleasure of knowing intimately was Ukrainian.
Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a we!".
Whale..?Ex model, international level swimmer turned business woman, she was a client of mine (marketing). As soon as our business was done, I asked her out for a drink (would have been unprofessional otherwise, of course!) as I know she found me 'quaint' - this means British with manners opposed to Eastern European caveman - and very surprisingly, she said yes.
This is no word of a lie - we'd meet up and she say stuff like, "I've been watching porn so I can blow you like a w
e!".have you never seen a sperm whale blow?
If I had a todger that was big enough to block a whale's blowhole I'd be a very happy, uncomfortable sitting down, man.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff