Backpacker Scam Artist and his Dad
Backpacker Scam Artist and his Dad
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Soovy

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35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Right. So 19 year old appears after two weeks in the "bush" looking remarkably like he's just spent two weeks in a Holiday Inn. He survives on seeds despite having no experience at all, and despite it being freezing cold. Oh and he had no coat.


24 hours after he is apparently found, he signs a deal with a celebrity publicist.

His Dad plays the media like a banjo.


Here is his Mum.




Shannon Matthews II.

"Hide for a bit, then we'll cash in..."








Edited by Soovy on Thursday 16th July 13:49

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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You're so cynical.

OllieWinchester

5,695 posts

215 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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hurl

That is hideous. 'Face of modern Britain'.

moosepig

1,306 posts

264 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Little Dave

882 posts

232 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Cynical he may be! But I bet he is not far wrong.

Steamer

14,105 posts

236 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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If I had to face that every morning over the breakfast table, I would have tried alot harder to get lost along time ago!



Edited by Steamer on Thursday 16th July 14:00

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

221 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Soovy said:
Right. So 19 year old appears after two weeks in the "bush" looking remarkably like he's just spent two weeks in a Holiday Inn. He survives on seeds despite having no experience at all, and despite it being freezing cold. Oh and he had no coat.


24 hours after he is apparently found, he signs a deal with a celebrity publicist.

His Dad plays the media like a banjo.


Here is his Mum.




Shannon Matthews II.

"Hide for a bit, then we'll cash in..."








Edited by Soovy on Thursday 16th July 13:49
I will get flamed for this but looking at that fat tt of a women makes me want to heave. I hate these sort of people..... (i know nothing of her i am just judging her on people that i already know that are similar in proportion to her/it. Need shooting the lot of them)

mouseymousey

2,642 posts

260 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Soovy - Shouldn't you add 'allegedly' to the subject? wink

oyster

13,465 posts

271 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Soovy said:
Right. So 19 year old appears after two weeks in the "bush" looking remarkably like he's just spent two weeks in a Holiday Inn. He survives on seeds despite having no experience at all, and despite it being freezing cold. Oh and he had no coat.


24 hours after he is apparently found, he signs a deal with a celebrity publicist.

His Dad plays the media like a banjo.


Here is his Mum.




Shannon Matthews II.

"Hide for a bit, then we'll cash in..."








Edited by Soovy on Thursday 16th July 13:49
Such a sharp legal brain.
hehe

central

16,745 posts

240 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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moosepig said:
"I admit I do smell a bit strange but that's because I was attacked by a badger on heat and the only food I could find were those berries that they use to make gin."

He added: "I will be coming home as soon as possible mainly because all my money was stolen by an owl."

rofl

Eric Mc

124,762 posts

288 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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He apparently tried to eat a horse - but he couldn't catch it.

madbadger

11,725 posts

267 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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central said:
moosepig said:
"I admit I do smell a bit strange but that's because I was attacked by a badger on heat and the only food I could find were those berries that they use to make gin."

He added: "I will be coming home as soon as possible mainly because all my money was stolen by an owl."

rofl
Sounds entirely plausible. The same thing happened to me once.

chunkymonkey71

13,134 posts

221 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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central said:
moosepig said:
"I admit I do smell a bit strange but that's because I was attacked by a badger on heat and the only food I could find were those berries that they use to make gin."

He added: "I will be coming home as soon as possible mainly because all my money was stolen by an owl."

rofl
I'd be going round that Harry Potter's house and demanding answers...!

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

217 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Eric Mc said:
He apparently tried to eat a horse - but he couldn't catch it.
If only Attenborough could have witnessed that.

Not that one

2,496 posts

218 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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I'd give his Mum one.

Castrolcraig

18,073 posts

229 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Not that one said:
I'd give his Mum one.
i presume thats a round to the head?

jas xjr

11,309 posts

262 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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would this story have legs though? canot see too much interest in it or a lot of money,maybe i am mistaken

Mexico.

1,254 posts

210 months

Friday 17th July 2009
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Hmmmmmmmm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australi...

Andy McNab in The Scum paper said he was telling porky pies scratchchin

Soovy

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

294 months

Friday 17th July 2009
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Mystic Soovy strikes again.


longblackcoat

5,047 posts

206 months

Friday 17th July 2009
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Mexico. said:
Hmmmmmmmm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australi...

Andy McNab in The Scum paper said he was telling porky pies scratchchin
Andy "not known for my truthfulness" McNab? Ironic that he's pointing the finger, don't you think?