My boss is a cock because...

[chunkymonkey71]

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

[mybrainhurts]

[elster]

chunkymonkey71 said:

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

Yet still he is your boss?

[Justayellowbadge]

Do you work in EDDH's office?

I can see you now in the canteen comparing articles in this months 'Guns & Ammo' and making your plans.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Thursday 16th July 14:42

[chunkymonkey71]

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

Yet still he is your boss?

Yep, which means one of 2 things...

1) I'm a bigger cock. or
2) he has compromising information on the MD!!

[elster]

chunkymonkey71 said:

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

Yet still he is your boss?

Yep, which means one of 2 things...

1) I'm a bigger cock. or
2) he has compromising information on the MD!!

Well I was edging towards the you aren't even good enough to leapfrog him

But I'll accept the blackmail comment

[chunkymonkey71]

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

Yet still he is your boss?

Yep, which means one of 2 things...

1) I'm a bigger cock. or
2) he has compromising information on the MD!!

Well I was edging towards the you aren't even good enough to leapfrog him

But I'll accept the blackmail comment

I wouldn't even consider the leapfrog thing... he bats for the other side and I'm the only male he's ever employed!

[Eddh]

Justayellowbadge said:

Do you work in EDDH's office?

I can see you now in the canteen comparing articles in this months 'Guns & Ammo' and making your plans.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Thursday 16th July 14:42

[dnomyar]

chunkymonkey71 said:

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

Yet still he is your boss?

Yep, which means one of 2 things...

1) I'm a bigger cock. or
2) he has compromising information on the MD!!

Well I was edging towards the you aren't even good enough to leapfrog him

But I'll accept the blackmail comment

I wouldn't even consider the leapfrog thing... he bats for the other side and I'm the only male he's ever employed!

And you drove an MX5?....................

[E31Shrew]

[quote=chunkymonkey71]He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.

How long have you worked at No10?

[jas xjr]

my boss is a complete and utter cock. why?
























because its me

[patmahe]

...when I (or anyone else) try my hardest and actually do stuff that will benefit the company it gets shot down by him and if I do nothing I get left alone. So it motivates me to do nothing. Great management strategy eh?

[him_over_there]

Because it's my first day of work experience and I don't have much money. I can't afford nice fitting jeans and I find out now that the boss has started a thread on the internet slagging off my ill fitting jeans. I feel depressed and poor.

Cock.

I also suspect he fancies me. He keeps asking if I'm 'available'.

Peedo.

Edited by him_over_there on Thursday 16th July 15:01

[M400 NBL]

Because he expects me to work the same hours as he does for about 1/4 of his salary/package.

[PR350]

he is making me redundant for no entirely good reason other than (I believe) he hated my former boss who has now retired - I got the "due to the economic climate...." talk as a precurser to all this the very next day after he retired - spooky huh?

Still I already have a new job lined up he doesn't know about so I will take my 3 months notice money and my 6 weeks redundancy pay and August off as a holiday (on your money) and fukyouse arriswipe

[Famous Graham]

Why's a qualification important?

Is he a nuclear physicist or something?

[G_T]

...Because my boss is a pathological narcissist and after I refused to enable her fantasies I have been ignored for four weeks and have been given no work.

Oh well nothing like a bit of peace and quiet!

Edited by G_T on Thursday 16th July 15:34

[chunkymonkey71]

dnomyar said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

elster said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

He doesn't have a clue how to run a department; hasn't a qualification to his name, never answers a question and hides behind a closed door all day.


And YOUR boss is a cock because...?

Yet still he is your boss?

Yep, which means one of 2 things...

1) I'm a bigger cock. or
2) he has compromising information on the MD!!

Well I was edging towards the you aren't even good enough to leapfrog him

But I'll accept the blackmail comment

I wouldn't even consider the leapfrog thing... he bats for the other side and I'm the only male he's ever employed!

And you drove an MX5?....................

st... maybe thats why he hired me...!

I think he has a TT roadster and an MGF...

Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Thursday 16th July 16:13

[WorAl]

my boss is a cock because.......its in his nature

[Romanymagic]

him_over_there said:

Because it's my first day of work experience and I don't have much money. I can't afford nice fitting jeans and I find out now that the boss has started a thread on the internet slagging off my ill fitting jeans. I feel depressed and poor.

Cock.

I also suspect he fancies me. He keeps asking if I'm 'available'.

Peedo.

Edited by him_over_there on Thursday 16th July 15:01