Compulsive Liars
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I was just wondering if anyone else had a friend who is a compulsive liar?
One of my best mates is and some of the stuff he comes out with is absurd. Today I was messing about on Facebook (I know, I know I’m going to hell) and noticed he has updated his Facebook status to read ‘has just found an undated 20p that is worth about £50’. I think to myself oh f
ks sake here we go again… A few people had commented on it, one saying ‘someone sold one on eBay recently for £6,000’. I then commented saying something along the lines of ‘Pics or GTFO’ at which point he said he had given it to his mum so he couldn’t… I mean come on… A few of us then set our status’s taking the piss and he got really arsey.
Some other classics include:
‘My dad owns Ford’
‘My mums had a stroke and can’t remember my name’
His mum to me the next day (at his house): ‘Oh hello Eddh, are you looking for Scott (name changed)’
‘I got on so and so last night’
After numerous threats to phone so and so it turned out she gave him a hug at the end of a night out.
‘Yeah… I smuggle guns from the docks into town’ (to a girl as a chat up line)
‘I went to the clinic today with this girl… turns out I have got her pregnant’
We knew for 100% fact he had been at home all day and the girl in question didn’t actually exist.
Does anyone else know anyone like this?
One of my best mates is and some of the stuff he comes out with is absurd. Today I was messing about on Facebook (I know, I know I’m going to hell) and noticed he has updated his Facebook status to read ‘has just found an undated 20p that is worth about £50’. I think to myself oh f
ks sake here we go again… A few people had commented on it, one saying ‘someone sold one on eBay recently for £6,000’. I then commented saying something along the lines of ‘Pics or GTFO’ at which point he said he had given it to his mum so he couldn’t… I mean come on… A few of us then set our status’s taking the piss and he got really arsey.Some other classics include:
‘My dad owns Ford’
‘My mums had a stroke and can’t remember my name’
His mum to me the next day (at his house): ‘Oh hello Eddh, are you looking for Scott (name changed)’
‘I got on so and so last night’
After numerous threats to phone so and so it turned out she gave him a hug at the end of a night out.
‘Yeah… I smuggle guns from the docks into town’ (to a girl as a chat up line)
‘I went to the clinic today with this girl… turns out I have got her pregnant’
We knew for 100% fact he had been at home all day and the girl in question didn’t actually exist.
Does anyone else know anyone like this?
Eddh said:
TheD said:
Loads....I don't have much time for liars but I find compulsive liars funny as feck, as it's like their hobby. I know a few and they make for a great laugh (at their expense)
It is very amusing waiting to see what they are going to come up with next.During any conversation, he's done it bigger/better/faster/longer than anyone else.
Told him I'm into modified older cars, he tells me he's build a stock Capri with a stock Rover V8 that would do 140mph...
Told him my mate does off-roading in a Frontera, he tells me he used to have a Discovery, and Fronteras are s
t at offroading cos the side windows fall out...FFS!
Some bloke at work....
" Yeah at home i've got a Browning HP and about 8k rounds of ammo, from hollow points to home made cynaide tipped ones, i take it out with me when i walk the dog at night"
me
"I know your having a laugh, but nice one..."
Him
"seriously i have my old man was in the Iraq wars and bought them back as well as a Tiger Landrover that the army forgot they had..."
Me
" Don't bull s
t me buddy i'm not impressed, BTW my father is a fire arms officer and my brother is a copper, so who do you want me to tell first?"Him
" well my address is not listed and i am covered by the official secrets act so they can't do anything"
Me
(half hour later)
" so you live at 46 **** ****, i know this because i have just had a word with my father and he tells me he knows your old man quiet well, he was in the catering dept of the army and the closest he ever got to Iraq was Dover, being partially disabled he thought it best not to go to war to make curry"
Him
- starts to cry*
I mean come on!? If someone told you they had a hand gun and a plethora of deadly munitions for the gun would you just go , Really, thats nice...."
Dick
I have quite a few bullstting friends that I meet now and then and I tend to switch of and just nod my head 
The funniest stories I have ever heard though were my dad owns a skyscraper in Dubai and he also owns a Nissan Skyline Gtr (funny how I saw him driving a VW Golf!!)
He spoke so much rubbish his nickname had the word bullst incorporated into the end of it!
tting friends that I meet now and then and I tend to switch of and just nod my head The funniest stories I have ever heard though were my dad owns a skyscraper in Dubai and he also owns a Nissan Skyline Gtr (funny how I saw him driving a VW Golf!!)
He spoke so much rubbish his nickname had the word bulls
t incorporated into the end of it! i know a few people like it's actually fun to try and provoke stories from them, pure entertainement. Some of the lies they tell are actually outrageous, completely absurdly outrageous. the best i've ever heard though was the day after we'd all been down the pub, it turns out this guy upon walking home and leaving us the night before, that this guy (Dave) had been approached by two burly men demanding his phone and wallet, so he punched one so hard in the face, that the other one st himself and ran off. The whole incident was apparantly seen by a police woman passing in her squad car, who stopped and offered him a lift home. He accepted, but on the way she kept commenting how sexy he was and decided to take him to a local carpark for a shag. They got there, (bear in mind he's saying they are in a marked police car with a uniformed police woman) and they start shagging, there's loads of people in the car park, and he accidentally knock the blues and twos and sirens on the car on and everyone looks. Anyway, he made up a whole affair with her, until one night we made him invite "her" to the pub, he said she was coming all day etc, then 10 minutes before he was die to arrive he got a text calling the whole affair off! amazing fabrication.
That is just one of many gems he's provided, including telling us that he taught elton john how to drift around reading in a pink S2000 which was apparantly Eltons BF, as Dave worked at Honda and had been servicing it. It's so much fun listening to it all.
t himself and ran off. The whole incident was apparantly seen by a police woman passing in her squad car, who stopped and offered him a lift home. He accepted, but on the way she kept commenting how sexy he was and decided to take him to a local carpark for a shag. They got there, (bear in mind he's saying they are in a marked police car with a uniformed police woman) and they start shagging, there's loads of people in the car park, and he accidentally knock the blues and twos and sirens on the car on and everyone looks. Anyway, he made up a whole affair with her, until one night we made him invite "her" to the pub, he said she was coming all day etc, then 10 minutes before he was die to arrive he got a text calling the whole affair off! amazing fabrication.That is just one of many gems he's provided, including telling us that he taught elton john how to drift around reading in a pink S2000 which was apparantly Eltons BF, as Dave worked at Honda and had been servicing it. It's so much fun listening to it all.
Eddh said:
I was just wondering if anyone else had a friend who is a compulsive liar?
One of my best mates is and some of the stuff he comes out with is absurd. Today I was messing about on Facebook (I know, I know I’m going to hell) and noticed he has updated his Facebook status to read ‘has just found an undated 20p that is worth about £50’. I think to myself oh fks sake here we go again… A few people had commented on it, one saying ‘someone sold one on eBay recently for £6,000’. I then commented saying something along the lines of ‘Pics or GTFO’ at which point he said he had given it to his mum so he couldn’t… I mean come on… A few of us then set our status’s taking the piss and he got really arsey.
Some other classics include:
‘My dad owns Ford’
‘My mums had a stroke and can’t remember my name’
His mum to me the next day (at his house): ‘Oh hello Eddh, are you looking for Scott (name changed)’
‘I got on so and so last night’
After numerous threats to phone so and so it turned out she gave him a hug at the end of a night out.
‘Yeah… I smuggle guns from the docks into town’ (to a girl as a chat up line)
‘I went to the clinic today with this girl… turns out I have got her pregnant’
We knew for 100% fact he had been at home all day and the girl in question didn’t actually exist.
Does anyone else know anyone like this?
Are you 13?One of my best mates is and some of the stuff he comes out with is absurd. Today I was messing about on Facebook (I know, I know I’m going to hell) and noticed he has updated his Facebook status to read ‘has just found an undated 20p that is worth about £50’. I think to myself oh f
ks sake here we go again… A few people had commented on it, one saying ‘someone sold one on eBay recently for £6,000’. I then commented saying something along the lines of ‘Pics or GTFO’ at which point he said he had given it to his mum so he couldn’t… I mean come on… A few of us then set our status’s taking the piss and he got really arsey.Some other classics include:
‘My dad owns Ford’
‘My mums had a stroke and can’t remember my name’
His mum to me the next day (at his house): ‘Oh hello Eddh, are you looking for Scott (name changed)’
‘I got on so and so last night’
After numerous threats to phone so and so it turned out she gave him a hug at the end of a night out.
‘Yeah… I smuggle guns from the docks into town’ (to a girl as a chat up line)
‘I went to the clinic today with this girl… turns out I have got her pregnant’
We knew for 100% fact he had been at home all day and the girl in question didn’t actually exist.
Does anyone else know anyone like this?
shakotan said:
Eddh said:
TheD said:
Loads....I don't have much time for liars but I find compulsive liars funny as feck, as it's like their hobby. I know a few and they make for a great laugh (at their expense)
It is very amusing waiting to see what they are going to come up with next.During any conversation, he's done it bigger/better/faster/longer than anyone else.
Told him I'm into modified older cars, he tells me he's build a stock Capri with a stock Rover V8 that would do 140mph...
Told him my mate does off-roading in a Frontera, he tells me he used to have a Discovery, and Fronteras are s
t at offroading cos the side windows fall out...FFS!
shakotan said:
I met a friend of a friend who has "been there, done that" at every subject you could ever mention.
During any conversation, he's done it bigger/better/faster/longer than anyone else.
They used to get the nickname "two-sh!ts" in the mob - if you'd had one sh!t they'd say they'd had twoDuring any conversation, he's done it bigger/better/faster/longer than anyone else.
Dixie68 said:
shakotan said:
I met a friend of a friend who has "been there, done that" at every subject you could ever mention.
During any conversation, he's done it bigger/better/faster/longer than anyone else.
They used to get the nickname "two-sh!ts" in the mob - if you'd had one sh!t they'd say they'd had twoDuring any conversation, he's done it bigger/better/faster/longer than anyone else.
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