Could MI5 turn you into a transvestite?

[sleep envy]

David Shayler has done a few odd things in the past but he's now proclaiming to be the Messiah, predicts the world will end in 2012 and wears miniskirts.

His ex maintains that he's been under so much stress that he's suffered a breakdown which is causing him to behave this way.

I reckon he should put the gear down.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-237...

[10 Pence Short]

I thought it was The Lounge that did that.

Now where did I put my frock, I've got an important date with a hunk tonight.

[DrTre]

I would.

ETA: And his ex

Edited by DrTre on Friday 17th July 18:26

[Cara Van Man]

10 Pence Short said:

I thought it was The Lounge that did that.

Now where did I put my frock, I've got an important date with a hunk tonight.

Yes. hurry up love, these French knickers are killing my crack.

[sleep envy]

Cara Van Man said:

Yes. hurry up love, these French knickers are killing my crack.

ah, dressed and ready for your summer ball eh?

nice work

[sleep envy]

DrTre said:

I would.

but would poledriver?

[10 Pence Short]

Can anyone lend me some white musk? I've got this huuuuge 90s thing going on and nothing else will do. IT JUST WON'T DO!

Oh god, I'm on the blob.

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

Cara Van Man said:

Yes. hurry up love, these French knickers are killing my crack.

ah, dressed and ready for your summer ball eh?

nice work

Yep. Just cracking the first bottle now.

Photos will follow!

[sleep envy]

we want update on the hour every hour, you got that sailor?

[Sheets Tabuer]

poldedriver

leave her alone you bds.

Deloris I respect your brave decision and congratulate you on posing for the photo, you are very brave lady and good looking to boot.

ps can I bum you.

/poledriver

Only joking poley

[10 Pence Short]

This forum's got more uphill gardeners than the Tibeten Horticultural Society.

[SimonV8ster]

He/she supports Middlesbrough

[R.I.F.]

Those shoes are rank.

[i remember]

sleep envy said:

DrTre said:

I would.

but would poledriver?

Piledrive her?

[elster]

She blames the Government.

Oh well, the choices he made were his own.

[sleep envy]

SimonV8ster said:

He/she supports Middlesbrough

loads about them on his website

http://www.davidshayler.com/

[sleep envy]

R.I.F. said:

Those shoes are rank.

what do you reckon of his tit job?

[Odie]

Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty erm.....

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

we want update on the hour every hour, you got that sailor?

Sorry, next update will be about 7am, but I could text you throughout the night if you wish, then you can gauge how drunk I am by the standard of the speeling

[sleep envy]

Cara Van Man said:

Sorry, next update will be about 7am, but I could text you throughout the night if you wish, then you can gauge how drunk I am by the standard of the speeling

go on then, it's not as if you'll remember any of it