What is the funniest thing in the world, ever?

[mybrainhurts]

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

[LHD]

Murder.

There you go, a Scotsman has spoken.

[DrTre]

The split second look of realisation/horror/anger/sadness on a childs face just after it's dropped it's ice cream.

[Famous Graham]

Doesn't work unless it's a craggy faced Weegie.

Murrrrrrdurrrrrr

[DrTre]

That or Dustin Gee.

[mybrainhurts]

LHD said:

Murder.

There you go, a Scotsman has spoken.

Stop ot, stop it, there's only so much a man can take...

[Mr Dave]

Taggart was a comedy?

[LHD]

Mr Dave said:

Taggart was a comedy?

Well the acting's bad enough.

[bridgdav]

DAD Dancing.

[War Pig]

Sex noises.

[AndyBe]

It's anything said to me after the 4th pint.

[F93]

satire

[Trooper2]

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

[LHD]

Trooper2 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

The line is: 'But Sandy, if i kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key'

It's my favourite film of all time.

[Trooper2]

LHD said:

Trooper2 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

The line is: 'But Sandy, if i kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key'

It's my favourite film of all time.

Sorry, was going from a very overworked memory. Agreed, great and funny film...

[SlipStream77]

LHD said:

Trooper2 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

The line is: 'But Sandy, if i kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key'

It's my favourite film of all time.

The flower scene...

Cinderella story...

From outta nowhere...

Brilliant film.

[LHD]

SlipStream77 said:

LHD said:

Trooper2 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

The line is: 'But Sandy, if i kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key'

It's my favourite film of all time.

The flower scene...

Cinderella story...

From outta nowhere...

Brilliant film.

And totally unscriped that scene.

The same with Bill Murray and Chevy Chase in the shed with the moonshine and the grass.

[Stallion Pants]

That just reminded me of my dear old scottish friend who once asked for the first time if he could order a burger over the counter at a bar we were in. Gawd how we laughed!!!

2 years down the line and it still never fails to deliver the

[Trooper2]

SlipStream77 said:

LHD said:

Trooper2 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

The line is: 'But Sandy, if i kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key'

It's my favourite film of all time.

The flower scene...

Cinderella story...

From outta nowhere...

Brilliant film.

Is "from outta nowhere" the Baby Ruth candy bar in the swimming pool scene........

[LHD]

Trooper2 said:

SlipStream77 said:

LHD said:

Trooper2 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I reckon it's a Scotsman saying MURDER...

Unless you know otherwise...


With acknowledgements to TalkSport Radio and George Galloway...

Movie: Caddyshack.

...."But Sir, If I kill all of the Golfers they'll throw me in prison.....

......"NOOOO!, I SAID GOFFERrrS.......KILL ALL OF THE BLEEDIN' GOFFERrrS".....

The line is: 'But Sandy, if i kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key'

It's my favourite film of all time.

The flower scene...

Cinderella story...

From outta nowhere...

Brilliant film.

Is "from outta nowhere" the Baby Ruth candy bar in the swimming pool scene........

The bit that cracks me up every time is the scene with the Kaverkamps, the old couple.

'Good golly i'm hot today!'