LADIES! Women on sunbeds - what do they wear?

[Legend83]

My missus has never been on a sunbed but wants to get a bit of colour before the wedding.

What does one where if attending a 'standing' sunbed?

I suggested bikini with straps tied behind but apparently she can't do that...

Any advice?

[Smart roadster]

Can't she phone the salon and ask what is usual?

[Shabs]

wife wears g-string only, but that was in a stand-up version.

[Legend83]

Smart roadster said:

Can't she phone the salon and ask what is usual?

She is a woman. Apparently that would be embarrassing.

[V8mate]

A good rogering will put some colour in her cheeks.

HTH

[f13ldy]

Pretty sure my mrs use to go in in the buff. That's a stand up one though, maybe for a lay down one put a towel down first.

[Legend83]

Shabs said:

wife wears g-string only, but that was in a stand-up version.

Ok great, she is going on a stand-up version. Cheers for the info.

[sleep envy]

f13ldy said:

maybe for a lay down one put a towel down first.

classic

[timlongs]

I have a mate who goes and he says cock in a sock...

So for women, I dont know

[f13ldy]

sleep envy said:

f13ldy said:

maybe for a lay down one put a towel down first.

classic

I know, i'd realised a little bit after I'd typed it on my iPhone but couldn't be arsed to change it.

She will off course have to turn over using this method.

Unless she wants to look like an othello piece.

[Ayahuasca]

Legend83 said:

My missus wants to get a bit of colour before the wedding.

A hen-night in Jamaica or maybe the Gambia will sort her out.

[V8mate]

Ayahuasca said:

Legend83 said:

My missus wants to get a bit of colour before the wedding.

A hen-night in Jamaica or maybe the Gambia will sort her out with bad AIDS.

EFA

[Adam B]

my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing

[Legend83]

Adam B said:

my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing

Ta muchly. She is in there naked as I type.

[V8mate]

Legend83 said:

Adam B said:

my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing

Ta muchly. She is in there naked as I type.

Custard.

[andygo]

Adam B said:

my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing

Do they have to keep heir legs slightly, er, 'ajar' for that all over, even look?

[TonyHetherington]

Yup - naked in the stand up ones, blokes and women. No reason not to.

There's a tanning salon near me, and the guy who owns it has a Lotus so got talking to him. Some of the tales of what women do in sun beds are unbelievable.

He finds at least one vibrator a month left in there, and he says that people peeing in them is equally as common. Apparently, they just get too relaxed.

[Soovy]

sleep envy said:

f13ldy said:

maybe for a lay down one put a towel down first.

classic

[sleep envy]

V8mate said:

Legend83 said:

Adam B said:

my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing

Ta muchly. She is in there naked as I type.

Custard.

I'm guessing that's already happened

[Soovy]

TonyHetherington said:

He finds at least one vibrator a month left in there