The never ending story. (Well, until it ends)

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

I'm bored and while PH usually provides an interesting thread that I can jump into, today's a bit quiet.

So lets play the never ending story.

I'll start and people post a sentence or two to carry the story on. Feel free to post a picture to illustrate your part of the story.

Once upon a time, there was a house in the deep dark forest. Within this house lived three kleptomaniac meerkats called...

[schmalex]

Give, That and Back......

[GTIR]

Give was once a famous tv personality and had fallen on hard times and had become a rent meerkat, but he had a slight problem with keeping all his clients after they had finished.







Simples

Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 29th July 16:22

[BGB autosport]

sorry but this is simples

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Just so we can picture Give, That and Back.

[Pints]

Said That.
"No, you're simples for not asking Sergei the meerkat for loan before selling your body to dirty meerkats looking good time" responded Back.

[Neil_H]

Suddenly, a lion appears and kills everyone in the story, making absolutely sure that there's no possibility of being brought back to life, or that it was a dream. It then kills itself.

The End.

[AndyAudi]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Just so we can compare the meerkats - Give, That and Back.

efa

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Give pondered on what Back had said about meerkat loans as That applied more ointment to Give's STD ridden delicate area. Give decided a trip to Sergieo was in order...

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Neil_H said:

Suddenly, a lion appears and kills everyone in the story, making absolutely sure that there's no possibility of being brought back to life, or that it was a dream. It then kills itself.

The End.

Hans Christian Anderson you ain't...

[mattviatura]

Suddenly, in a blinding flash of light, a naked meerkat appears ten minutes before the lion kills itself and says to the three heroes.

"Come with meer if you want to live"

[Ayahuasca]

Give said, "Don't look now, but there's a large green thing with a red claw heading for Back's genitals. Do you think we should tell him?"

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

[i remember]

The Meerkat was getting quite hot balls when he saw the light

[Poledriver]

i remember said:

The Meerkat was getting quite hot balls when he saw the light

It was Rod Rammage with his infra-red porn-cam!

[Silent1]

it'll last about 2 days (if you're lucky) and be closed for a waste of bandwidth