How does he do it!!??

[big dub]

[Monki]

She is probably on his expenses list

[off_again]

Long Schlong?

[Johnny]

There is only one answer. You know what it is.

[Republik]

10 bob says they are stockings.

[Dover Nige]

I nearly dropped my cup of tea then.



I too demand answers.

[TimJMS]

Word gets around, and Lembit must be a two legged fking machine

[Eric Mc]

He impresses them with his knowledge of heavenly bodies.

(His dad was an eminent astronomer who specialised in asteroids and minor planets).

[Chris_w666]

I think what he probably did was pulled a cute chubby bird and then hired her a personal trainer, gave her a credit card and waited for the results. Them jubblies can only have started life on a larger lady.

A mate of mine did something similar a few years back pulled a chubby lass and we all took the piss, 2 years later she was stunningly fit and working as an air hostess doing modeling on the side.

[DrTre]

Eric Mc said:

He impresses them with his knowledge of heavenly bodies.

(His dad was an eminent astronomer who specialised in asteroids and minor planets).

Aye, he just knocks 'em bandy with filthy chat about re-entries and Sputniks.

[Dogwatch]

Just wondering what planet he was on when he hit on the Cheeky Girls.

Too much observation and not enough calculation perhaps?

[Mr Dave]

TimJMS said:

Word gets around, and Lembit must be a two legged fking machine

Three legged.

Obviously.

[sebo]

Bet she doesn't mind a bit of ATM

[Justayellowbadge]

[Los Palmas 7]

Lemsip Opec; giving hope to ugly blokes since 2002.

[collateral]

I'm sure it's all due to his charming personality and nothing to do with his bank balance

[stanthebiker]

"What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

</Merton>

[fathomfive]

Republik said:

10 bob says they are stockings.

I'm pretty sure they're trousers. Match his jacket you see.

[Mr Trophy]

She is rather bloody hot!

[saleen836]

Wonder why he has a bathplug attached to his right knee?!