Lines which have a huge meaning

[Welshbeef]

When I got married my old man had ages bees with me and quite emotionally told me "today is the first day of the rest of your life" I was a little drunk at the time but when ever I think back it really gives me that take a step back moment I guess just like when you have a child everything from that poin is different you can start again from scratch your really on your own two feet.

Anyone with a better line ? I think it's also used when you graduate

[eccles]

What does the bit about the bees mean?

[Man-At-Arms]

Don't eat yellow snow

always been very poignant to me during Winter

[mybrainhurts]

Welshbeef said:

my old man had ages bees with me

That's an ambush, isn't it..?

[eldar]

Don't eat yellow snow a sound maxim to live by, and I promise I wont come in your mouth is just useful.


bks, beaten to it by a minute.

Edited by eldar on Sunday 2nd August 22:37

[Man-At-Arms]

too slow eldar -

how about :
never put a lightbulb in your back pocket

[GKP]

Why shouldn't you eat yellow snow? It might be beer.

[Four Cofffee]

GKP said:

Why shouldn't you eat yellow snow? It might be beer.

In a way, it is.

[Muntu]

Don't fk the payroll

[Man-At-Arms]

Four Cofffee said:

GKP said:

Why shouldn't you eat yellow snow? It might be beer.

In a way, it is.

just slightly diluted

[Asterix]

"Nothing is often the best thing to do and always the best thing to say."

Has kept me out of lots of trouble.

Oh, and, "Don't fk hookers when you're in Freetown, Sierra Leone"

[eldar]

Man-At-Arms said:

too slow eldar -

how about :
never put a lightbulb in your back pocket

That is also good advice SHMBO, who is a nurse, had a patient who inserted a 60 watter up his bum and manages to break it. His recovery included frequent repetitions of the work OUCH!

[Man-At-Arms]

eldar said:

a 60 watter up his bum and manages to break it

have you ever Googled one man, one jar ?

[Steamer]

Something I have observed over the years of being a freelancer and working in various locations & different businesses:

Guaranteed, there is an idiot in every meeting room. If you can't spot him, keep your mouth shut!

[ineedagallardo]

Steamer said:

Something I have observed over the years of being a freelancer and working in various locations & different businesses:

Guaranteed, there is an idiot in every meeting room. If you can't spot him, keep your mouth shut!

I always preferred;

"Better to be thought a fool and remain silent, Than to speak and remove all doubt"

I dont really speak a lot

[dugt]

when i was young, i always rememebr driving through londonwith my dad in his bedford rascal, and he said, "when you can read, the whole world will open up to you"

and a few weeks after i passed my driving test, he also said, whats it like driving a lethal weapon? at first i thought he was talking bks, but after i thought about it, it clicked, and my driving calmed down

and you should remember, its easier to get forgiveness than to get permission

[JamesM]

One I often think about is "the truth is a rare commodity"

[MartG]

"Common sense isn't"

[ih8thisname]

Friendly fire isn't.

[jshell]

2 ears, 1 mouth. Use them in that proportion.