Speed Walking
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GTIR

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24,741 posts

289 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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confused

biglaugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GGzq1PIqs

Ok, so I know its a "sport" but whats the point?
You look like a bunch of mincing dicks, cant be any good for your joints and, er, its quicker if you run!


idea


You may as well do this;

Hyperion

16,647 posts

223 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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GTIR said:
its quicker if you drive!
EFA.

Speed walkers look only slightly more stupid than those joggers who look like they're about to collapse and die.

Parsnip

3,208 posts

211 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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It is a stupid thing to do, but then so is the butterfly swimming stroke - takes more effort and is slower than front crawl.

Some of them can go hella fast, almost got passed by one in a 10k last November - think he went just under 40 mins.

brum

5,892 posts

229 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Gayest. Sport. Ever.

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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brum said:
Gayest. Sport. Ever.
"Speed Mincing".

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

274 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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oh.

Guffy

2,358 posts

288 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
oh.
Is that how you get to 23k posts wink

Got to admire their thick skins... they must know they look ridiculous!

V8S

8,582 posts

260 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Parsnip said:
It is a stupid thing to do, but then so is the butterfly swimming stroke - takes more effort and is slower than front crawl.

Some of them can go hella fast, almost got passed by one in a 10k last November - think he went just under 40 mins.
I found this a stupid phrase in 1993. Is this it in zombie form, come back from the dead?

ewenm

28,506 posts

268 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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My running coach represented GB at the Barcelona Olympics in the walk. I don't understand it either. One thing to consider is that so few people do it that if you're any good at it you'll get to (or near to) the top of the rankings. My coach could do about 6mins/mile walking...

If the major complaint from people is "it looks gay" then all that shows is their somewhat shallow, image-obsessed nature. I can understand the complaints about it being pointless (running is faster etc) but who cares what other people think you look like when you're competing?

Parsnip

3,208 posts

211 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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V8S said:
Parsnip said:
It is a stupid thing to do, but then so is the butterfly swimming stroke - takes more effort and is slower than front crawl.

Some of them can go hella fast, almost got passed by one in a 10k last November - think he went just under 40 mins.
I found this a stupid phrase in 1993. Is this it in zombie form, come back from the dead?
No, it has just been hiding under your bathmat, waiting to jump out and cause you hella large ammounts of grief.

brum

5,892 posts

229 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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ewenm said:
If the major complaint from people is "it looks gay" then all that shows is their somewhat shallow, image-obsessed nature. I can understand the complaints about it being pointless (running is faster etc) but who cares what other people think you look like when you're competing?
But it's not like it looks a bit gay - like figure skating or riding a motorbike. It's the gayest thing in the whole wide world. The objective of the sport seems to be "he who looks the most gay wins" and that just can't be right can it.
Even the women - where wiggly hips should be a virtue - look daft. The men just look like they are involved in some sort of homsexual mating race.
Does anyone, anywhere not involved in this "sport" not think that it's both pointless and gay? (but mainly gay - supergay in fact)

GTIR

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24,741 posts

289 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
oh.
Very concise, thanks for your input.

ewenm

28,506 posts

268 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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brum said:
ewenm said:
If the major complaint from people is "it looks gay" then all that shows is their somewhat shallow, image-obsessed nature. I can understand the complaints about it being pointless (running is faster etc) but who cares what other people think you look like when you're competing?
But it's not like it looks a bit gay - like figure skating or riding a motorbike. It's the gayest thing in the whole wide world. The objective of the sport seems to be "he who looks the most gay wins" and that just can't be right can it.
Even the women - where wiggly hips should be a virtue - look daft. The men just look like they are involved in some sort of homsexual mating race.
Does anyone, anywhere not involved in this "sport" not think that it's both pointless and gay? (but mainly gay - supergay in fact)
You sound like you've watched a lot of it... anything to tell us? wink