Pigeon in my bathroom

[Los Palmas 7]

As you may know, I had a family of pigeons take up residence on my balcony some time ago. The two eggs hatched and two little bundles of feathers emerged. I've done my bit for them, providing bits of bread to supplement their income.

Well, the "kids" are now quite grown up and clearly getting a bit inquisitive as to where this food keeps coming from. There I was, sitting in front of the PC, idly browsing PH, when I heard something from the direction of the bathroom. Looked around to see a pigeon sitting on my toilet.

I knew I had to do something before the tasteful terracotta was redecorated in pigeon-st grey, so I got all brave and that and (gently) grabbed the little blighter and returned him to the outside world.

Here he/she is, checking out my toiletries:

Edited by Los Palmas 7 on Wednesday 5th August 13:50

[Justayellowbadge]

I thought you were legally bound not to take any more pictures of birds in your hovel?

[Austin.J]

fkING BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!

[Los Palmas 7]

Justayellowbadge said:

I thought you were legally bound not to take any more pictures of birds in your hovel?

That only applies to video. Stills are fine; it's a loophole.

[WorAl]

Austin.J said:

fkING BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!

Not a pigeon fan then I'm guessing?

[the mini mole]

How does he type when hes on PH? With his wings?

[Justayellowbadge]

Exhibit A, your Honour.

Ah, yes. And, what, pray tell, does this photograph show?

That would be the young lady wearing the gimp horse outfit. Detailed in section 3 of your bundle M'lud.

Ah, indeed. And this? Exhibit B?

That, M'lud, shows the young lady in the process of removing said costume and bending over the bed.

I see. Then Exhibit C?

That M'lud, is her loophole.

[Los Palmas 7]

Austin.J said:

fkING BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!

Sir, these two pigeons started their life on my balcony. I've been there for them from the start and have consequently become quite attached to them. They are the nearest I'll ever get (or ever want to get) to kids of my own.

The advantage of pigeons over children is that children don't fly away when you shoo them.

[Plaice]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Looked around to see a pigeon sitting on my toilet.

Did it use the flush afterwards?

[Vipers]

Get a cat!. Or keep the window shut.

[GTIR]

Congrats, you must be very proud.

Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 5th August 14:02

[Los Palmas 7]

Plaice said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Looked around to see a pigeon sitting on my toilet.

Did it use the flush afterwards?

No, but it did use the Toilet Duck.


Toilet Duck! You see what I did there? Honestly, I crack myself up sometimes.

[deadmau5]

I assume that's a pube comb because I didn't think you had any head-hair?

[Marf]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Plaice said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Looked around to see a pigeon sitting on my toilet.

Did it use the flush afterwards?

No, but it did use the Toilet Duck.


Toilet Duck! You see what I did there? Honestly, I quack myself up sometimes.

[Los Palmas 7]

deadmau5 said:

I assume that's a pube comb because I didn't think you had any head-hair?

It's for trimming me eyebrows and the 'tash, thankyouverymuch.

[shakotan]

Do you really have a mug with 'Hof' written on it?

You never struck me as a Knightrider/Baywatch fan?

Maybe it's his music?

[ihatesissycars]

Los Palmas 7 said:

for trimming me eyebrows

What...

[HRG.]

shakotan said:

Do you really have a mug with 'Hof' written on it?

You never struck me as a Knightrider/Baywatch fan?

Maybe it's his music?

^^^^^^^^^^

This

[Justayellowbadge]

HRG. said:

shakotan said:

Do you really have a mug with 'Hof' written on it?

You never struck me as a Knightrider/Baywatch fan?

Maybe it's his music?

^^^^^^^^^^

This

No hassle.

[Los Palmas 7]

shakotan said:

Do you really have a mug with 'Hof' written on it?

You never struck me as a Knightrider/Baywatch fan?

Maybe it's his music?

It's "Hot", actually - as in hot chocolate. It's a hot chocolate mug, demoted to the bathroom as a toothbrush holder.

All my Hoff memorabilia is in the back bedroom. I wouldn't defile the Hoff's standing by putting anything of his in the same room as the toilet, obviously.