Strangest place you've left your wallet

[AndrewW-G]

Following a very angry half hour of searching I've just found my wallet in my freezer hidden under a bottle of vodka! I know there must be a reason for me putting it in there, I'll just be damned if I can think of it . . . . . . . and no the Vodka was an unopened bottle so it wasnt that

What odd places have the good folk of PH found their wallets?

[mrmr96]

On the floor in a casino, only to have a very attractive girl in a little black dress hand it back to me. Result.

[Puggit]

Anywhere my wife can find it...

[Merlot]

Up a tree. Took it out of my back pocket when I was cutting down some larger branches about 15' up a tree, rested it in a nook and forgot about it. Took be bloody ages to find it!!

[Smiler.]

Amongst roadworks on the A2.

[anonymous-user]

Peep show booth in the 'dam'.

Not fun asking the attendent to look for it when there is 'snot' all over the place.

[TurboMills]

In some wes pocket in Prague, unintentionally i'll admit, filthy slag.

[CpnSpankyPantz]

El Segundo

[Ry_B]

My pocket?

[thehappyotter]

CpnSpankyPantz said:

El Segundo

Haha. Beat me to it!

[M400 NBL]

Not the strangest, but the most frequent other than the dining table, is in a taxi after too good a night out.

[MitchT]

mrmr96 said:

On the floor in a casino, only to have a very attractive girl in a little black dress hand it back to me. Result.

Even bigger result for whoever saw her bend over to pick it up

[stifler]

In a VW Polo engine bay after a 150 mile trip.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

On a tray in a McWrongalds, then I emptied the tray into the bin

[WorAl]

at my girlfriends house - the result could have been worse than if my card had been duplicated

Edited by WorAl on Thursday 6th August 09:09

[jaybkay]

Not quite a wallet, but the OH left here car keys on the back of the toilet door before going into the cinema - complete with driving licence attached, didn't realize until the end of the film............

Someone had handed them in at the desk - big sigh of relief.

[bazking69]

In Tescos a long time ago. With alot of money in it. Never did get handed in...

Wifeys brother once left his wallet in the front garden overnight, along with his trousers and shirt neatly laid out in a trail to the front door. He had posted his phone through our neighbours letterbox and found his smokes on the pavement further down the road!

[aussiebruce]

Not a wallet, but I left my credit card in the toilet at my ex GF's gran's 90th birthday party.

Someone handed it in to the DJ who read my name out to collect it. When i got to ths stage he said ' What the fk where you trying to buy in there???"

[halo34]

Wedged on the rear spoiler of my Volvo V70 all the way through a city - Q panic when I filled @ pumps and couldnt find it - only to find it three feet away from me nestling there.

How it stayed there I have no idea through traffic (clear to see to everyone too)

[Hugh Jarse]

aussiebruce said:

Not a wallet, but I left my credit card in the toilet at my ex GF's gran's 90th birthday party.

Someone handed it in to the DJ who read my name out to collect it. When i got to ths stage he said ' What the fk where you trying to buy in there???"

You know uncle charlie?

Edited by Hugh Jarse on Thursday 6th August 16:49