Carte Blanche

[Puggit]

I'm not sure how to take this.

I had the snip this morning. 2 lovely kids, no desire in either of us for more (various complications surrounding the births playing a major factor).

Mrs Puggit has taken the kids out for the day while I take it easy. On her way out she said that as I've done this for her, I can shag other people as long as she never finds out.

I'm speechless...

No, there is no one on the cards...

[Justayellowbadge]

She was good in 'Elizabeth'

[stifler]

That's a two way street I reckon. She will be like the Dartford tunnels before long.

I'd double check before you find out she wasn't joking.

[isee]

She doesn't mean that.

[Puggit]

Justayellowbadge said:

She was good in 'Elizabeth'

I'm trying not to laugh!

[sleep envy]

I'd trade that for BJs on demand

[Dupont666]

Puggit said:

I'm not sure how to take this.

I had the snip this morning. 2 lovely kids, no desire in either of us for more (various complications surrounding the births playing a major factor).

Mrs Puggit has taken the kids out for the day while I take it easy. On her way out she said that as I've done this for her, I can shag other people as long as she never finds out.

I'm speechless...

No, there is no one on the cards...

Rest assured that if you did ever take that seriously its not only the pipes that would get snipped. And she WOULD find out...

[Plotloss]

sleep envy said:

I'd trade that for BJs on demand

Would the taste not bother you?

[tenohfive]

isee said:

She doesn't mean that.

+1.

[Puggit]

tenohfive said:

isee said:

She doesn't mean that.

+1.

I'm with you on that.

But I don't understand how she kept a straight face, and wtf she said it anyway!

[10 Pence Short]

Sounds like a typical female counter-bluff to me.

She is probably riding another bloke like a kangaroo-juiced Ducati as I type.

[sleep envy]

Plotloss said:

sleep envy said:

I'd trade that for BJs on demand

Would the taste not bother you?

well I was hoping my wife wouldn't be the one with a cock and balls but you never know these days

[Justayellowbadge]

Plotloss said:

sleep envy said:

I'd trade that for BJs on demand

Would the taste not bother you?

He doesn't have any.

You've seen the shirts.

[308mate]

She does mean that. And its an admission of guilt or at the very least a hint that she wants to graze on other pastures. Sorry.

In fact, Id start getting your affairs in order. And put the car in your brothers name. And possibly the house too.

Or stop looking at PH and get on here tout de suite. You wasted half the day already.

Edited by 308mate on Thursday 6th August 11:29

[louiebaby]

That's a test.

(And a bit of a mean one too...)

[sleep envy]

Justayellowbadge said:

Plotloss said:

sleep envy said:

I'd trade that for BJs on demand

Would the taste not bother you?

He doesn't have any.

You've seen the shirts.

BTW, your blazer should really have brass buttons

nice boat shoes though

[Anya]

Puggit said:

tenohfive said:

isee said:

She doesn't mean that.

+1.

I'm with you on that.

But I don't understand how she kept a straight face, and wtf she said it anyway!

It's a test. She's gauging your reaction that's all.
Nothing to be worried about at all, so long as you say the right thing

[Puggit]

Anya said:

Puggit said:

tenohfive said:

isee said:

She doesn't mean that.

+1.

I'm with you on that.

But I don't understand how she kept a straight face, and wtf she said it anyway!

It's a test. She's gauging your reaction that's all.
Nothing to be worried about at all, so long as you say the right thing

I didn't say anything! As posted above, I was speechless.

Is that the right thing?

[ascayman]

all women are mental she doesnt meant it. this is a trap call her bluff and you end up skint.

[Anya]

Puggit said:

I didn't say anything! As posted above, I was speechless.

Is that the right thing?

So far, so good