Fun on a Friday with Pikeys!

[AB]

So, we are in one of 4 office buildings in a section of a business park. The other 3 are empty.

We have an infestation, of pikeys. The kids have broken in and set the alarm off in one of the vacant ones, twice myself and a colleague have had to go down and usher the pikey kids away from our cars.

Some big buggers between them though so best not to annoy them too much. Police are called. Park security are called.

To be sure to be sure.

[Stig]

Perhaps you could send them round to taht ridiculous Grauniad journo who was defending them so righteously following the TG tongue in cheek comments.

[Dupont666]

so where is the fun?

[A.Wang]

Lock them up and give Mr Glitter a call.

[mat13]

steak and kidney lock openers

[Puggit]

Travellers are misunderstood

[al1991]

Play them at their own game. Go round and set their smoke alarm off, and piss on their bikes.

[North West Tom]

Sorry, whats a Pikey?

Is it some sort of chav, scrubber?

I'm not even old.

[Puggit]

North West Tom said:

Sorry, whats a Pikey?

Is it some sort of chav, scrubber?

I'm not even old.

[Justayellowbadge]

Don't water their hanging baskets.

[madrob6]

Well if the offices are vacant then there should be no problems with securing the building as there is no chance anybody could possible be inside.

Then be prepared to whistle innocently whilst walking away with a spring in your step.

[Sixpackpert]

Our local pikey problem.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire...

"A spokesman for the travellers said they were only there for a holiday and that they planned to leave soon."

wkers.

[AB]

3 police cars on the car park, 1 blocking the entrance in and out of this section and a dog handler.

They made them put the number plates back on the rear of their caravans - wonder why they were off.

[North West Tom]

My bad.

[A.Wang]

Puggit said:

Travellers are misunderstood

The only good pikey is a dead pikey. Manner and cause of death not important.

[Funk]

A.Wang said:

Puggit said:

Travellers are misunderstood

The only good pikey is a dead pikey. Manner and cause of death not important.

I've heard you can buy 'Pikey Hunting Packages' where you're equipped with a choice of either a Jeep-mounted machine gun (for drive-through shootings), shoulder-mounted RPGs or a sniper rifle. You can choose two of the three and get to spend at least 3 hours with a trained instructor shooting the verminous scum.

They also offer a preservation service for the carcass so it can be mounted as a prized trophy and memento of your special day.

[Ganglandboss]

Sixpackpert said:

Our local pikey problem.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire...

"A spokesman for the travellers said they were only there for a holiday and that they planned to leave soon."

wkers.

A holiday? I thought you had to actually work to have a holiday? Should it not be 'doing fk-all in a different place?

[lauda]

Sixpackpert said:

Our local pikey problem.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire...

"A spokesman for the travellers said they were only there for a holiday and that they planned to leave soon."

wkers.

What qualifies as a holiday for a pikey? From what I can tell they never do any work and move from place to place all the time. Isn't that just one big holiday?

[King Herald]

North West Tom said:

My bad.

Are you that guy from American Chopper, Smallie Paulie, or something like that?

[Jesus TF Christ]

Ganglandboss said:

Sixpackpert said:

Our local pikey problem.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire...

"A spokesman for the travellers said they were only there for a holiday and that they planned to leave soon."

wkers.

A holiday? I thought you had to actually work to have a holiday? Should it not be 'doing fk-all in a different place?

Good work with that public service poster.
Remember citizens; pikeys (and their caravans/pick-ups) are allergic to fire.