You HAVE to read this: http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

[funkyol]

http://www.findingmygoddess.com

oh.my.god

[madrob6]

Doesn't load, got a time out error.

Edit: works now.

Edited by madrob6 on Friday 7th August 16:27

[illmonkey]

funkyol said:

http://www.findingmygoddess.com

oh.my.god

Errr, how did you find this?

Edited by illmonkey on Friday 7th August 16:27

[Stig]

What's more worrying is how you came across the site in the first place!

[esselte]

Why can't a normal,good looking chap like that get a woman the normal way...

[madrob6]

I fear I might lose my mind if I read all of that. A quick skim suggests in 2008 he bought and lost a hat, decided to write a dating CV and is a bit demanding.

Fair summary?

[grumbledoak]

He describes himself as a "Global Visionary" looking for a "true Goddess".
I think I'd go for "Delusional Nutter badly in need of a shag"

ETA-

No, no. Not scary at all!

Edited by grumbledoak on Friday 7th August 16:35

[Justayellowbadge]

Anyone thinking of clicking on the link, the copyright message on that page should tell you everything you need to know:

"Copyright © 2008 by The Angelic Realm of Intellectual Substance"

The guy is utterly hatstand.

[Bollah]

said:

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

[G_T]

It's a tribute to the diversity language that you can change "a handjob from a hooker with massive tits and her thumb up my arse" to "a tantric massage from a spiritual goddess".

[madrob6]

Bollah said:

Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes.

Is that his way of saying he wants to shag a prossie but doesn't want to pay?

[Martial Arts Man]

madrob6 said:

Bollah said:

Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes.

Is that his way of saying he wants to shag a prossie but doesn't want to pay?

Bit tight fisted for a "future billionaire"...guy's crazy!

[...Mole...]

Justayellowbadge said:

Anyone thinking of clicking on the link, the copyright message on that page should tell you everything you need to know:

"Copyright © 2008 by The Angelic Realm of Intellectual Substance"

The guy is utterly hatstand.

I know he hasnt even updated the copyright message for 2009!

[steadyrock]

He is off it!

[lightningghost]

Does he mention modesty in his long list of positives about himself?

Or being a complete twunt in his list of faults?

[Neil_H]

FRUITCAKE said:

What I seek is an exquisite Love Dance in which my male role is to lead (as in ballroom dancing) and my Goddess's female role is to surrender in ecstasy. She IS the dance. (At a ballroom dance event, who does the audience mostly look at?—the girl!) My interest is NOT in controlling her, but rather in creating ecstasy in her, and (as in ballroom dancing) that requires a strong male lead. But I cannot make her surrender to my lead. What I can do is to make myself irresistible.... and then extend my open hand to her and ask, "Will you dance with me?"

[Justayellowbadge]

He has certainly let hmself down by failing to mention, amongst other things, his attitude to the following:

Getting caught in the rain
Health foods
Yoga
Making love at midnight
Champagne
The feel of the ocean

[Anya]

Extraordinary Mark said:

Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ee (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male os without eting. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above

Oh my Lord! He's one of them. Awesome

[madrob6]

Anya said:

Extraordinary Mark said:

Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ee (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male os without eting. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above

Oh my Lord! He's one of them. Awesome

So he says. I'm betting his only sexual partner is his hand.

[collateral]

I find chicks LOVE it if you RANDOMLY capitalise a lot of WORDS