Woman to marry fairground ride
Woman to marry fairground ride
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69 coupe

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2,457 posts

234 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Well thats nice dear... nuts


"She has been 'courting' the attraction, an 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts, for a decade. According to the Daily Telegraph, Wolfe travels 160 miles to visit the attraction up to 10 times every year. It is estimated she has taken approximately 3,000 rides since first visiting the theme park at the age of 13."


"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally."


http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-do...

Edited by 69 coupe on Saturday 8th August 10:27

Yoshiwaan

322 posts

213 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Somehow I don't think it will be her first ride on the wedding night hehe

Urban_Ninja

1,885 posts

212 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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OK, thats a bit mental.


lazyitus

19,930 posts

289 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

"I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."

Wolfe sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling. She also carries its spare nuts and bolts around in a bid to feel closer to the machinery.

"I'm not hurting anyone and I can't help it," she added. "It's a part of who I am."


scratchchin

Austin.J

888 posts

215 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Loony.

109 Bob

3,762 posts

241 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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article said:
A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania
As soon as I read that it seemed to make more sense.

matc

4,735 posts

230 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Anyone think the fairground ride has set it's sights a little low with her? I mean it's a good looking ride, it could do better surely?!

ETA:

Edited by matc on Saturday 8th August 11:51

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

281 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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matc said:
Anyone think the fairground ride has set it's sights a little low with her? I mean it's a good looking ride, it could do better surely?!
I would have thought the Camel ride was more appropriate judging by that pic.


Edited by SkinnyBoy on Saturday 8th August 11:59

Killer2005

20,454 posts

251 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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I saw this in of my mrs' magazines a few weeks ago and my first thought was that she looked like Jonny Vegas

E31Shrew

5,962 posts

215 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Thats Elvis , that is

pokethepope

2,667 posts

211 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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There is absolutely no way this is a woman:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2570910/...

Don1

16,473 posts

231 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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It's been on a few programmes - one woman married the Eifel Tower (and consumated it on camera!)

Jag-D

19,633 posts

242 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Don1 said:
It's been on a few programmes - one woman married the Eifel Tower (and consumated it on camera!)
rofl

THAT we need to see....

Unless she's a royal munter

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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pokethepope said:
There is absolutely no way this is a woman:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2570910/...
Sun Article said:
...American Amy — who has never had a boyfriend...
Really? You don't say.

Don1

16,473 posts

231 months

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Saturday 8th August 2009
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Killer2005 said:
I saw this in of my mrs' magazines a few weeks ago and my first thought was that she looked like Jonny Vegas
That's unfair.





(On Johnny Vegas)