Stockpiling banned things - H&S lentillist perverts

[parakitaMol.]

Is anyone else buying lightbulbs? I am buying literally thousands of them.

Mainly because I like the idea that it might curdle the museli yoghurt of the global warming perverts.

I also like to know that even when I am out, all the lights are on.

As of today I am collecting plastic picnic knifes.

What else will soon be wiped from our convenience stores, should we be collecting now?

[Oakey]

Carrier bags? Disposable nappies? Anything 'environmentally unfriendly' would be a safe bet I imagine

[Cactussed]

parakitaMol. said:

I also like to know that even when I am out, all the lights are on.

I presume this means that the lights are on, but there's nobody home?

[WildCards]

Cigarettes, petrol, oil, dolphins, red meat...

[parakitaMol.]

Cactussed said:

parakitaMol. said:

I also like to know that even when I am out, all the lights are on.

I presume this means that the lights are on, but there's nobody home?

Well done. That was my joke.

But I'm not lying about lightbulbs. We are buying thousands.

We're going to floodlight everything, even empty cupboards.

And have sufficient to replenish each till our children reach retirement. At least.