What the **** is wrong with these people?
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Am I incorrect in thinking that the school holidays provide a wonderful opportunity to spend some quality time with the kids, whilst marvelling at how the teachers manage to keep the little blighters entertained all day?
It genuinely saddened me yesterday to see a mother and daughter sitting on a park bench taking in the sunshine. The little girl was perhaps 4/5 and was doing some colouring-in. Her mother, a mongish looking inbred, was sat beside her, taking absolutely no interest in her daughter whilst swigging from a can of special brew. What the f
k is wrong with these people?
Edited for clarity
It genuinely saddened me yesterday to see a mother and daughter sitting on a park bench taking in the sunshine. The little girl was perhaps 4/5 and was doing some colouring-in. Her mother, a mongish looking inbred, was sat beside her, taking absolutely no interest in her daughter whilst swigging from a can of special brew. What the f
k is wrong with these people? Edited for clarity
Edited by rocksteadyeddie on Wednesday 12th August 10:33
rocksteadyeddie said:
Her mother, a mongish looking inbred, was sat beside her, taking absolutely no interest in her daughter swigging from a can of special brew. What the fk is wrong with these people?
I know! k is wrong with these people? That Special Brew is f
king awful.Edited by lazyitus on Wednesday 12th August 09:26
Ugh special brew!
I drank some in about 1987 and it still makes me feel sick thinking about it.
I know a woman who has never worked has three kids and gets £1800 a month! Her two yougest have not been to school ever, 11 and 12 respectively. Saying that the 11yo is surprising bright. Shame really.
I drank some in about 1987 and it still makes me feel sick thinking about it.
I know a woman who has never worked has three kids and gets £1800 a month! Her two yougest have not been to school ever, 11 and 12 respectively. Saying that the 11yo is surprising bright. Shame really.
Would it have been ok if they had been sitting on a fancy picnic blanket, drinking champers from their Fortnums hamper whilst ignoring the child?
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
For the record, no I wouldn't choose to drink special brew whilst in the park with my children (I don't think I've ever even tasted it, but I am told it's not very pleasant) but I might sit and watch the world go by ( What is this life, if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?), particularly if my kids were occupied, perhaps doing a bit of colouring. If you saw that for a couple of seconds, perhaps you would also castigate me for "ignoring them" ... never mind that you hadn't seen the couple of seconds beforehand when I helped them choose which picture to colour in, or the couple of seconds later when we discussed what colour to do a particular section.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I have a relative by marriage who is probably the kind of person PH's like - senior position in a company, house in the country, expensive cars, huntin', shootin' n fishin' kind of guy. Two sons who he doesn't actually seem to like very much; if he takes time off work it's used for his shooting trips, or lads days out, or recovering from drinking the night before. He didn't even see his son on his 6th birthday this year, they told him his birthday had been moved back a couple of days this year - because he wanted to go out and drink expensive wine in an expensive wine bar. What the **** is wrong with THOSE people?
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
For the record, no I wouldn't choose to drink special brew whilst in the park with my children (I don't think I've ever even tasted it, but I am told it's not very pleasant) but I might sit and watch the world go by ( What is this life, if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?), particularly if my kids were occupied, perhaps doing a bit of colouring. If you saw that for a couple of seconds, perhaps you would also castigate me for "ignoring them" ... never mind that you hadn't seen the couple of seconds beforehand when I helped them choose which picture to colour in, or the couple of seconds later when we discussed what colour to do a particular section.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I have a relative by marriage who is probably the kind of person PH's like - senior position in a company, house in the country, expensive cars, huntin', shootin' n fishin' kind of guy. Two sons who he doesn't actually seem to like very much; if he takes time off work it's used for his shooting trips, or lads days out, or recovering from drinking the night before. He didn't even see his son on his 6th birthday this year, they told him his birthday had been moved back a couple of days this year - because he wanted to go out and drink expensive wine in an expensive wine bar. What the **** is wrong with THOSE people?
aclivity said:
Would it have been ok if they had been sitting on a fancy picnic blanket, drinking champers from their Fortnums hamper whilst ignoring the child?
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I bet you like Pikey's as well don't you?In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
shirt said:
i was in town at lunch yesterday and overheard a woman tell her daughter 'get the fk over here now else i'll kick your fking head in'.
charming.
At a local fete i saw a pikey kid get chastised by his mum for obviously nicking stuff from the bric-a-brac k over here now else i'll kick your fking head in'.charming.
"Don't be so fecking obvious when you are nicking stuff you stupid little f
k, just put it in your pocket".aclivity said:
Would it have been ok if they had been sitting on a fancy picnic blanket, drinking champers from their Fortnums hamper whilst ignoring the child?
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
For the record, no I wouldn't choose to drink special brew whilst in the park with my children (I don't think I've ever even tasted it, but I am told it's not very pleasant) but I might sit and watch the world go by ( What is this life, if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?), particularly if my kids were occupied, perhaps doing a bit of colouring. If you saw that for a couple of seconds, perhaps you would also castigate me for "ignoring them" ... never mind that you hadn't seen the couple of seconds beforehand when I helped them choose which picture to colour in, or the couple of seconds later when we discussed what colour to do a particular section.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I have a relative by marriage who is probably the kind of person PH's like - senior position in a company, house in the country, expensive cars, huntin', shootin' n fishin' kind of guy. Two sons who he doesn't actually seem to like very much; if he takes time off work it's used for his shooting trips, or lads days out, or recovering from drinking the night before. He didn't even see his son on his 6th birthday this year, they told him his birthday had been moved back a couple of days this year - because he wanted to go out and drink expensive wine in an expensive wine bar. What the **** is wrong with THOSE people?
word. (for the most, up to a point)In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
For the record, no I wouldn't choose to drink special brew whilst in the park with my children (I don't think I've ever even tasted it, but I am told it's not very pleasant) but I might sit and watch the world go by ( What is this life, if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?), particularly if my kids were occupied, perhaps doing a bit of colouring. If you saw that for a couple of seconds, perhaps you would also castigate me for "ignoring them" ... never mind that you hadn't seen the couple of seconds beforehand when I helped them choose which picture to colour in, or the couple of seconds later when we discussed what colour to do a particular section.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I have a relative by marriage who is probably the kind of person PH's like - senior position in a company, house in the country, expensive cars, huntin', shootin' n fishin' kind of guy. Two sons who he doesn't actually seem to like very much; if he takes time off work it's used for his shooting trips, or lads days out, or recovering from drinking the night before. He didn't even see his son on his 6th birthday this year, they told him his birthday had been moved back a couple of days this year - because he wanted to go out and drink expensive wine in an expensive wine bar. What the **** is wrong with THOSE people?
Edited by lazyitus on Wednesday 12th August 10:31
aclivity said:
Would it have been ok if they had been sitting on a fancy picnic blanket, drinking champers from their Fortnums hamper whilst ignoring the child?
Nope, why would that be any better? aclivity said:
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Good point. They'll save a fortune and I can get rich. Thanks for the advice.aclivity said:
I have a relative by marriage who is probably the kind of person PH's like - senior position in a company, house in the country, expensive cars, huntin', shootin' n fishin' kind of guy. Two sons who he doesn't actually seem to like very much; if he takes time off work it's used for his shooting trips, or lads days out, or recovering from drinking the night before. He didn't even see his son on his 6th birthday this year, they told him his birthday had been moved back a couple of days this year - because he wanted to go out and drink expensive wine in an expensive wine bar. What the **** is wrong with THOSE people?
I wouldn't have thought that is a lot better, is it? At least he is providing for his children rather than relying on the state to do so. Yes that is a generalisation based on her choice of refreshing beverage, but my extensive market research leads me to conclude a significant statistical correlation between women who drink special brew in a public place (canal rather than the park) and those who are sponging members of the UK's sprawling underclass. Alternatively, you may judge that she was a valuable member of society fully contributing... G_T said:
aclivity said:
Would it have been ok if they had been sitting on a fancy picnic blanket, drinking champers from their Fortnums hamper whilst ignoring the child?
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I bet you like Pikey's as well don't you?In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
Learn to use apostrophes
I don't know any pikeys, how would I know if I liked them?
aclivity said:
G_T said:
aclivity said:
Would it have been ok if they had been sitting on a fancy picnic blanket, drinking champers from their Fortnums hamper whilst ignoring the child?
In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
I bet you like Pikey's as well don't you?In the whole few seconds that you can have seen this going on you were able to make a judgement on their whole lives ... well done you, you should work in marketing as they could save loads of money on market research and propensity modelling.
Actually, scrub that, TankRizzo manages to make an even more sweeping and actually quite offensive analysis based on a few lines of text.
Pistonheads - preconceived judgements matter.
Learn to use apostrophes
I don't know any pikeys, how would I know if I liked them?
Grammatically correct or not, you know what I meant and you're still coming across as a left wing ponce.
The woman in this case is clearly a waste of space and you know it.
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