Sending flowers... what do i write in the card?

[fizz876]

Hi

Right so I need to send some flowers to my other half. No I have not cheated on her. Not being the mushy type I need to write something in the card bearing in mind the whole family will be reading it. I want it to be sweet but not overly romantic. Any suggestions?

[G_T]

"Happy fking whatever"

[wadgebeast]

And you dare to ask us.....

What about "Purely because it's not your birthday, love xxxx"

[A911DOM]

fizz876 said:

Hi

Right so I need to send some flowers to my other half. No I have not cheated on her. Not being the mushy type I need to write something in the card bearing in mind the whole family will be reading it. I want it to be sweet but not overly romantic. Any suggestions?

Birthday / anniversary / in hospital ???

Information is the key!

[FWDRacer]

"Just to ensure you I'm not thinking about anyone" else

Way a womans mind works

[B15TT0]

She's not with you for your confidence and independent thoughts I take it?

You know her better than a bunch of internet bods (I hope! ) - write something that means something to her. If her family read it that's great. They might think you, you know, quite, sort of, like her...

[SoapyShowerBoy]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

[fizz876]

It will be the morning of our engagement party.

[Justayellowbadge]

"I can explain"

[Hammerhead]

"OXO tonight?"

[M.AlmondsStomach]

'Please find the attached flowers'

[plg101]

fizz876 said:

Hi

Right so I need to send some flowers to my other half. No I have not cheated on her. Not being the mushy type I need to write something in the card bearing in mind the whole family will be reading it. I want it to be sweet but not overly romantic. Any suggestions?

Go for simple

"Thinking of you. Love fizz876 xxx"

or for the brave

"Tonight there is no safe word. Love fizz876"

[Arese]

Justayellowbadge said:

"I can explain"

[rhinochopig]

Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue
Your dirty in bed,
Can I analize you?

[G_T]

M.AlmondsStomach said:

'Please find the attached flowers'

LOL!

Shotgunning that one.

[swiftpete]

Dear bird. Your dad turns me on.

[Hammerhead]

M.AlmondsStomach said:

Please find the attached flowers.
If you need anything else, drop me line or give me a call.

Best regards,

Fizz876

EFA

[Justayellowbadge]

G_T said:

M.AlmondsStomach said:

'Please find the attached flowers'

LOL!

Shotgunning that one.

The sender has requested a sniff receipt.

[C8PPO]

The day after MrsC & I first did the nasty, when, perhaps, we ought not to have, I sent her a bunch of flowers and just wrote in the card "oops!"

It was VERY well received, which probably goes some way towards explaining why she is, indeed, now MrsC!

[B15TT0]

C8PPO said:

The day after MrsC & I first did the nasty, when, perhaps, we ought not to have, I sent her a bunch of flowers and just wrote in the card "oops!, love Cuz"

It was VERY well received, which probably goes some way towards explaining why she is, indeed, now MrsC!

EFA