Being a male escort

[Flanders.]

I need some thoughts on this, at work, hours have been cut, and when you get paid hourly like me, that means I've lost alot of money reccently. Things are tight. I'm thinking that this might be a way of lifting some of the finacial issues. Has anyone ever tried this? What did you have to do? How much money did you get? Did you have to sleep with the clients? Etc etc.

Cheers Flanders.

[Flanders.]

I am on about taking females out, not being a rent boy for what its worth..

[TheEnd]

I thought the idea was you start an agency and charge a £35 signing up fee with a short interview, and bin their CV as they send in the next guy.

[Rollin]

You're going to have to post a pic, so people can properly take the piss

[T_Pot]

Hang on, no one post until i get my coffee and popcorn ready.....


seriously fella, you really dont have any other talents or skills to earn money rather than taking women who cant get dates without paying, out?

[Dupont666]

post your picture up so we can assess you.

[Los Palmas 7]

I'm guessing it's going to be one of those "looks too good to be true" type jobs.

[okgo]

This should be good

[Flanders.]

Los Palmas 7 said:

I'm guessing it's going to be one of those "looks too good to be true" type jobs.

See the way I see it is, I get a free meal, I go to some old biddys gaff, and I get to ride her like a Moped, and I get paid. Whats not to like.

[$nake eye$]

Theres a series just started in the US about a guy in a similar situation, maybe you should watch it for tips.. its called hung

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229413/

[Steamer]

Last time this topic cropped up someone enlightened us about the risks of 'Batman - surprise bum sex'...

... the poor unsuspecting male escort gets called to a hotel room by a lovely lady, handcuffed to the bed, and then the 'batman' jumps out of the cupboard and... well you can guess the rest.

An occupational hazard apparently.

[Flanders.]

brokenfather said:

Flanders. said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

I'm guessing it's going to be one of those "looks too good to be true" type jobs.

See the way I see it is, I get a free meal, I go to some old biddys gaff, and I get to ride her like a Moped, and I get paid. Whats not to like.

If you are serious ....

www.adultwork.co.uk

All I have to do, is a post a picture of me posing like Ron Jermey and sit back and wait. I might get a second phone, as a "work" phone. However I do not want my family friends or collegues finding out about this. Thats' whats worrying me.

[Flanders.]

Steamer said:

Last time this topic cropped up someone enlightened us about the risks of 'Batman - surprise bum sex'...

... the poor unsuspecting male escort gets called to a hotel room by a lovely lady, handcuffed to the bed, and then the 'batman' jumps out of the cupboard and... well you can guess the rest.

An occupational hazard apparently.

[DrTre]

That would be Dark Night indeed.

[Dupont666]

DrTre said:

That would be Dark Night indeed.

deep knight surely?

[Salgar]

So, does this mean we can laugh at you when you get aids? because it definitely will be your fault.

[Twelve Inches]

You will also need a stash of "V" for some of the maturer ladies.

[Wacky Racer]

Flanders. said:

All I have to do, is a post a picture of me posing like Ron Jermey and sit back and wait. I might get a second phone, as a "work" phone. However I do not want my family friends or collegues finding out about this. Thats' whats worrying me.

[Flanders.]

Not quite. I saw it in an add in the local paper, it only gave a phone number with not much information, I may give it a call just to see what they have to say.

[DJC]

Search for the last time this topic came up.