Happy Christmas to all Talivan Operators.......

[regmolehusband]

........May an aggrieved surgeon sew up your arse

[forever_driving]

I can't wait to read that quote in tomorrow's Times under the headline "Talivan operator arses threatened"

[deltaf]

And here is todays news...... A talivan operator was today recovering in hospital from a freak attack by a disgruntled surgeon who the talivan operator had targetted.
The operators injuries are not life threatening, and he is due to undergo further surgery to remove rectal stitching that was performed at the scene of the attack by the surgeon in question.
We wish him a speedy recovery and hope he's learnt his lesson...."Dont around with drivers".

[Don]

deltaf said:

rectal stitching

Coffee. Keyboard. Merry Christmas, deltaf....may 2004 be filled with similar gems....

[rus wood]

Punchline no 207 from prehistoric joke book: -

Man neck deep in bull excrement paroxysed? with laughter.

"But you should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!"

Merry Christmas

[zetec]

Glad there were none in thier usual places today